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All that land mass and ZERO beaver?

NONE?!


Okay, let me get this straight.
You got got spiders.
You got sharks with lasers.
You got snakes, almost all the bad ones, some of them also have lasers.
You got trees that sting.
You freaking got a venomous mammal that lays eggs.

BUT YOU GOT NNNNOOOOOOOOO BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute bears and big hopity hop does not correct this injustice.

Mail order some.
 
All that land mass and ZERO beaver?

NONE?!


Okay, let me get this straight.
You got got spiders.
You got sharks with lasers.
You got snakes, almost all the bad ones, some of them also have lasers.
You got trees that sting.
You freaking got a venomous mammal that lays eggs.

BUT YOU GOT NNNNOOOOOOOOO BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute bears and big hopity hop does not correct this injustice.

Mail order some.

mail order russian beavers?....
 
All that land mass and ZERO beaver?

NONE?!


Okay, let me get this straight.
You got got spiders.
You got sharks with lasers.
You got snakes, almost all the bad ones, some of them also have lasers.
You got trees that sting.
You freaking got a venomous mammal that lays eggs.

BUT YOU GOT NNNNOOOOOOOOO BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute bears and big hopity hop does not correct this injustice.

Mail order some.

If you put a beaver in the lake over there would he fall the tree backwards:dizzy:
 
We have beaver, the preferred species, the southern beaver. Cute lil' thing really, even at any angle. One thing bout the southern beaver is they don't stink when they fart.

:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:
 
the beavers down by the river cut down trees and try to build a dam only to get washed out when it rains a week later....:dizzy: Last time I looked there was a 14 inch tree laying on the sand and no beaver in sight.....just a washed out mess.
 
There is a special german breed.

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and you dissed me earlier when I mentioned Beavers and Brazilian in the same sentence ??

Hmmph. :mad:

Well Rick I was very upset to awaken this morning and fine that this thread has gone overnight from very serious, to outright smut...

One thing bout the southern beaver is they don't stink when they fart.

Thats because they have lovely Eucalyptus to eat Al.

Personally I have a soft spot for the peltess variety preferably from the same family!

I'm worried that you prefer peltless Beaver from the same family. Hopefully not your family?
 

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