Go ahead and flame me - but advice and advise are not the same word

[gary courtney]

Is Hi Duty Howdy's brother???

I think so buffalo bob

 

[Analyst Man]

I think so buffalo bob

Had a sister named Toody as I recall.

 

[Analyst Man]

Not Toody Bob, Toody Duty.

 

[Analyst Man]

I learnt all this in gramma skool.

 

[nmurph]

Is Hi Duty Howdy's brother???

Nope, it's Low Duty's motivated younger brother.

 

[gary courtney]

the shadow knows what is in fibber mcgees and mollys' closet

 

[Jan-Sietze]

Is Hi Duty Howdy's brother???

Yes, twins

 

[Analyst Man]

the shadow knows what is in fibber mcgees and mollys' closet

Gary is old, Gary is old.... like me.

 

[1 stihl nut]

Grammar, spelling, and punctuation matter:

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!"?

"You know your sh*t!" or "You know you're sh*t"?

"I love the smell of your cologne" or "I love the smell of your colon"?

"Woman without her man is an animal!" or "Woman! Without her, man is an animal!"?

Philbert

Not to mention proper capitalization:

I have to help my uncle Jack off the horse.

I have to help my uncle jack off the horse.


It clearly makes a difference.

 

[danl]

It gets me when someone substitutes wallah for viola. And stacked a chord of wood.. wonder how it sounded...

 

[Philbert]

It gets me when someone substitutes wallah for viola.

Er, . . . um, . . . .you mean 'voilà'?

Philbert

viola

 

[rarefish383]

"Defeat of de cat, went over defense, before detail!"

Philbert

I always heard it was"Defeat of Decal"(de cow) went over first. But, if it's yellow and has a diesel, it may be "De Cat"

 

[shootingarts]

Er, . . . um, . . . .you mean 'voilà'?

Philbert

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I always use viola with malicious intent. It is in memory of an old friend who always used it, quite deliberately.

RIP Alan Douglas Winslow

Hu

 

[Guido Salvage]

Just saw someone talking about "roles" of chain in another thread. I think we all know what role a roll of chain plays in cutting wood.

 

[z71mike]

Just saw someone talking about "roles" of chain in another thread. I think we all know what role a roll of chain plays in cutting wood.

A rather necessary one, I'd say.

 

[nmurph]

...and people who use quiet and quite interchangeably.

 

[danl]

Er, . . . um, . . . .you mean 'voilà'?

Philbert

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Aaah you got me.. I am sure it is because I had the "chord" of wood in my head, so I just made the musical association.

 

[Analyst Man]

Aaah you got me.. I am sure it is because I had the "chord" of wood in my head, so I just made the musical association.

I like the cords to Norwegian Would by the Beetles.

 

[SCHallenger]

This is a chainsaw forum yes? Grammar and Punctuation? What are you guys on about lmao..Feeling all warm and fuzzy inside over nothing to do with running a chainsaw! grammar queens at their best!!!.. Well ya got one up on all us dip chits that run chainsaws for lack of knowing any better now run off and get on a Grammar and Punctuation Forum and report back just how good you really are to us stupid dumb folk??...

Come on now. You could at least have called us grammar kings!

 

[shootingarts]

True story I seen a pic of a violin how toffee is that! K nothing to see here just the upper class grammar queens trying to find meaning to life at dumb chits expense happy we could help guys!!!....

Hey, I got english and grammer! The guy up at the farmer's co-op sells both of them to me by the bushel. Funny thing they smell just like something else they sell there . . .

Hu