Welp. I did the bird.
This is the recipe I followed.
http://howtobbqright.com/2014/11/22/how-to-smoke-a-turkey/
I picked up the turkey Saturday. All I could find in the small weight range was frozen. So, I got an 11lb one.
It went into the fridge as soon as I got home Saturday.
Forward to Tuesday night. Turkey was thawed and I decided to get the brining process going since I was going to be doing it for 24hrs.
In the brine and outside to keep cold.
I pulled the turkey out yesterday afternoon and begun phase 2.
Aaaaaaaand this is where my panic began to set in in. Turkey was an awesome grey color. Oh poop. I coined it the "Bird of Death."
I mixed a cocktail to get my wits and went and told the neighbors I'm not guaranteeing anything.
Bird of Death.
All rubbed, injected, and trussed up to sit in the fridge over night.
Started the grill at 0730 this morning.
Bird on a bit after 0800 with grill at 300 degrees.
Every hour I spritzed it with an apple juice/worscheshire mix. I rotated it 180 degrees 1.5 hrs into it.
3.5 hrs later internal temps were 165-168. Pulled the turkey and let it rest.
Neighbor getting ready to commence carving.
I asked him if he thought if it was dry. He started laughing and said it's the juiciest turkey he's ever carved.
The "Bird of Death" was a big hit. Everyone loved it.