I came from Ohio with a grinder in my hand,
I only wanted to port every saw in the land,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
I’m head of the Ohio Chainsaw Mafia,
Gimme a rah, rah, rah, sis boom bah,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
Take your cylinder and I’ll grind away,
It’s only a hobby, but ya gots to pay,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
I used to like Stihl, they are the best,
Compare to others? There’s no contest,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
Now I like the Huskys, they’re supreme,
Just my opinion, know what I mean?
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
Now look at that Dolmar, it’s awfully fast,
I only modded two, my first and last,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
I tried to tackle the five, five, oh,
I ground away but it wouldn’t go,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.
Listen to me! Port the three forty six,
It’s OCD, I’m not really a prick,
Initials are BS, name is Brad,
I’ve got OCD really bad.