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Get a Tyvek bunny suit, booties and a hood. Wear your goggles and respirator. Wait until he's home. Put some red dye and water in your weedsprayer and spray the property line. Go in the house and have a beer. Repeat as necessary.

You have a captive audience. Take advantage of it.
 
I have no intentions of hijacking 777ER's thread, so I'll begin another new one and call it 'Messy Woodpile / Bad Neighbor II'

In all seriousness folks, if you have a small lot and are spliting wood either for re-sale or consumption, please don't let it get this bad.
 
777er, what part of NY are you in?

I have done lots of work in the 5 boroughs, Long Island, Rockland, Westchester, Orange, Sullivan, and Ulster counties, as well as up past Albany and Amsterdam.

I know they have alot of rediculous laws/ordinances/whatever in the downstate area, and I know ALOT of a-holes make their homes in those areas.

Good luck with the bastard next door.

T

I live in Westchester county, in the town of Dobbs Ferry. Used to live in Pleasantville til I moved out 2 years ago.

Got married in Bath, ME on August 8th 2009....4 days later my mother commited suicide, father no longer lives in Pleasantville since it happened....he moved to my grandmother's house in Irvington until he figures out what to do after the lawyers gets her accounts into his name (she died without a will).
The house in Pleasantville has been 'broom sweeped' by the estate sale and is going on the market very soon...had 5 people interested in the house even before he started talking to a realtor...

So now I own the house in Dobbs Ferry outright and just got done remodeling the kitchen after moving to the main floor with the deck to the backyard and the biggest room space.
 
Get a Tyvek bunny suit, booties and a hood. Wear your goggles and respirator. Wait until he's home. Put some red dye and water in your weedsprayer and spray the property line. Go in the house and have a beer. Repeat as necessary.

You have a captive audience. Take advantage of it.

I have a better idea...since I fly a .60 sized r/c heli that runs on 30% nitro, it smokes alot when you richen the high speed needle on the engine, might as well smoke the backyard up to get the bugs out and just for the fun of it :D
 
I have a better idea...since I fly a .60 sized r/c heli that runs on 30% nitro, it smokes alot when you richen the high speed needle on the engine, might as well smoke the backyard up to get the bugs out and just for the fun of it :D

If you were closer, I would loan you my old (20+ year) Honda mower. Smokes so bad when you first start it it looks like one of those 'fog sprayers' at work.

Harry K
 
You city folks floor me. There is no way I could live like that, and I don't reckon ay neighbor of mine could live long like that either...

Wow!!

There's gotta be municipal Code enforcement in your area.
Get your butthole neighbor all riled up and ticked off, and have the Code guys visit. Buttholes seem to end up in court more often than decent folks.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote
 
You city folks floor me. There is no way I could live like that, and I don't reckon ay neighbor of mine could live long like that either...

Wow!!

There's gotta be municipal Code enforcement in your area.
Get your butthole neighbor all riled up and ticked off, and have the Code guys visit. Buttholes seem to end up in court more often than decent folks.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

We lived in a town South of us not Detroit (thank Goodness) back in the early 80's. It took the city years for them to get court permission to clear out a neighbor's house lot despite numerous ordinance against blight. They ended up using bulldozers and at least 6 dumpsters on his 50 x 70ft lot. The crap was feet deep against the privacy fences and smelled like something died.
It can take years to get rid of butt hole debris, even legal city way.
 
i say bite your tongue.

befriend the guy and take him out drinking one night.get him trashed and drop him off in the Adirondaks.
 
If you were closer, I would loan you my old (20+ year) Honda mower. Smokes so bad when you first start it it looks like one of those 'fog sprayers' at work.

Harry K

Better yet, your place sounds like an ideal location for a GTG. Make it a classic Mac and old school Homelite event.

There's probably some mathematical way to express the relationship between gasoline, a Mac 10-10, and the increasing value of your neighbor's angst.
 
777er,

Sorry to hear about your mom, Bro.

I was thinking to myself when I saw your pics, "that's GOT to be Westchester", and then hearing about the incidents with cops and inspectors and tree permits and ordinances and all that crap, I just KNEW it had to be Westchester. I have done alot of work in the Dobbs Ferry area.

My GF lives in Rockland, and things are so restricted there too, it's just ****** crazy. I am from Upstate NY, where if I wanna take a piss off my back porch, or shoot my rifles, there is no problems. If I wanna see my neighbor, I can hop in the pickup and take a leisurely drive for a couple of miles.

Best of Luck with the dude next door.

T
 
used to have

the neighbor from hell called the cops at least once a month first couple years. then he started drinking and his wife left we get along great now.
of course his well running dry and me running 500 foot of pipe to his house from my well didn't hurt.
 
upstate is awesome!

777er,

Sorry to hear about your mom, Bro.

I was thinking to myself when I saw your pics, "that's GOT to be Westchester", and then hearing about the incidents with cops and inspectors and tree permits and ordinances and all that crap, I just KNEW it had to be Westchester. I have done alot of work in the Dobbs Ferry area.

My GF lives in Rockland, and things are so restricted there too, it's just ****** crazy. I am from Upstate NY, where if I wanna take a piss off my back porch, or shoot my rifles, there is no problems. If I wanna see my neighbor, I can hop in the pickup and take a leisurely drive for a couple of miles.

Best of Luck with the dude next door.

T

it's amazing how the attitude changes as you get away from the NYC burbs.
 
Better yet, your place sounds like an ideal location for a GTG. Make it a classic Mac and old school Homelite event.

There's probably some mathematical way to express the relationship between gasoline, a Mac 10-10, and the increasing value of your neighbor's angst.

Well, they have car stereo sound-offs to see who has the loudest stereo, why not the loudest saw GTG? Have every one run their saws simultaneously and at the exact same time have every "bip" the throttle. A saw concert.

Wonder if you can play "Smoke On The Water" with chain saws?
:chainsaw::rockn::chainsaw::rockn::chainsaw::rockn::chainsaw::rockn:
 
Well, they have car stereo sound-offs to see who has the loudest stereo, why not the loudest saw GTG? Have every one run their saws simultaneously and at the exact same time have every "bip" the throttle. A saw concert.

Wonder if you can play "Smoke On The Water" with chain saws?

2 words.... synchronized sawing:chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw:
 

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