...you have no hair on your hands.
Got to this thread late, and that's exactly what I was going to say! Just noticed it this morning, not a single hair from the knuckles to the tips.
...you have no hair on your hands.
You use the postcard from your propane supplier as firestarter
You pass a stack of 10 pallets on the side of the road on the way to work but dont stop because your already running late then your pissed at yourself becasue they are gone by the time your on your way home. Happened today.:bang::bang:
Pass by a very wet area with 5 large oaks blown down everyday and you keep trying to fiqure out a way to get them out before knocking on the land owners door.
You'll go to extremes for some seasoned wood for this year:
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Lp guy asked what I'd give for his wood. So I stopped in yesterday but needed another look when it wasn't so wet.
Today I stopped in with a tape measure and determined the length was beyond my capacity as was the girth but I still made a deal with him and will let him know how big a load I could take.
I need to give advanced notice so he can unlock the gate at the rear entrance.
when we all read it and not one of us make any snide comments....
While out for an evening walk with your wife you smell wood smoke. Your follow your nose to the house and check out the homeowners woodpile. and then decide if its worthy enough to strike up a conversation with the homeowner about wood heat
You can tell what kind of wood is burning and how seasoned it is by the smell of the smoke
You use the postcard from your propane supplier as firestarter
I cant believe this thread is still going...I love it
Jeff
...you have to visit your husband out at the woodpile...
and when you get there you find him sniffing a length of red oak he just split and going,
"mmmmmmm."
The truth is stranger than fiction! (are we for real???)
My wife doesn't understand either,... LOL
I forgot one..
When the ONLY place you went on Black Friday was Tractor Supply.
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