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...when you spend weeks trying to decide what the difference is between a hookaroon and a pickaroon and exactly which one you should buy! :dizzy:

BTW I just read every word in this thread start to finish. :Eye:
 
chopperfreak2k1

Quote Originally Posted by 1project2many View Post
I'm just lost. How'd you guys get such nice, round piles of wood??? And where's the Elephant? All I saw was a skidder. I hate being the FNG.


skidder!!! oh you're gonna fit in good here.

this has been nominated for funniest post of the year.


You know you heat with wood when.....

You are sooooo focused on the wood and DONT see the Elephant standing in the picture.:haha:
 
chopperfreak2k1

Quote Originally Posted by 1project2many View Post
I'm just lost. How'd you guys get such nice, round piles of wood??? And where's the Elephant? All I saw was a skidder. I hate being the FNG.





You know you heat with wood when.....

You are sooooo focused on the wood and DONT see the Elephant standing in the picture.:haha:

Elephant Hell,... That's just a "GREEN" Skidder/Loader/tractor/Manure distributor,... LOL:yoyo: Fantastic Ground clearance and amazing low-range!
 
You know you heat with wood when...

...the gas company needs to change your meter every year or two
("just because" they do),
till one year you get lucky
and the gal who comes to replace it
ends up buying a couple of cords,
and the gas company gets the message that
you really DON'T have that much use for their product
and finally leaves you alone!!

woohoo.gif
 
...the gas company needs to change your meter every year or two
("just because" they do),
till one year you get lucky
and the gal who comes to replace it
ends up buying a couple of cords,
and the gas company gets the message that
you really DON'T have that much use for their product
and finally leaves you alone!!

woohoo.gif

Was she good looking,,and built????:hmm3grin2orange:
 
You know you heat with wood when...

...you want to punch a guy in the head
because he just said "your saw sucks,"
and you thought he just said
"your kid's ugly!":pissed-off:
 
You take a vacation day to clean the disgusting mess called your garage (two years of allowing the Law of Flat Surfaces to function without interruption)...

...and you're pondering if you can build a rolling rack for your saws.

(My garage is bigger then many, but not quite big enough...so I have to do the Chinese Puzzle often to move things around for projects).
 
That thread and this one are why I love this site. These should be made into a Firewooders manual under Standard Operating Procedures.

Let's get AS' lawyers to settle up with Jeff Foxworthy and publish them!! Better yet, get Foxworthy and the boys to do the bit on Comedy Central!
 

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