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Hey we don't wear speedos! (well most don't) Maybe the Frenchies from Quebec do, not us in Ontario!

Ahhhh yes you do , I was at seaside heights on vacay and a true story , a 300+ lb dude walked down to the pool at 800am in a speedo with the canadian flag on the ass cheeks , it was so skimpy that it looked like someone had shrink wrapped the ingredients of a garden salad in in a red rubber bag to the flank of a pig ... I mean my poor 8year old daughter threw up in the pool and my 4year old son wouldn't swim in that pool for the rest of the week ...Just Saying
 
Ahhhh yes you do , I was at seaside heights on vacay and a true story , a 300+ lb dude walked down to the pool at 800am in a speedo with the canadian flag on the ass cheeks , it was so skimpy that it looked like someone had shrink wrapped the ingredients of a garden salad in in a red rubber bag to the flank of a pig ... I mean my poor 8year old daughter threw up in the pool and my 4year old son wouldn't swim in that pool for the rest of the week ...Just Saying


He most likely forgot his "fleur de lis" suit back in "La belle province".

Even though the province of Quebec is in Canada, we don't consider them Canadians.


Then again........... Neither do the Québécois.:laugh:
 
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He most likely forgot his "fleur de lis" suit back in "La belle province".

Even though the province of Quebec is in Canada, we don't consider them Canadians.


Then again........... Neither do the Québécois.:laugh:

Dude I dunno but all I can say is my children are scarred , for life I grew up at the Jersey Shore I mean since I was a baby and I never really noticed anything sketchy with Canadians until a few years back and its usually the 300+lb old man man in a banana hammock and I mean its scary at times ...Kinda depends on what shore you visit as well ...
 
Dude I dunno but all I can say is my children are scarred , for life I grew up at the Jersey Shore I mean since I was a baby and I never really noticed anything sketchy with Canadians until a few years back and its usually the 300+lb old man man in a banana hammock and I mean its scary at times ...Kinda depends on what shore you visit as well ...

Yeah, nobody needs to see that. Don't mean to type cast but its usually the french-canadians you"ll see on the beach in a speedo. We have all kinds up here as I know you do down there.
Ever seen "The people of Wallmart" emails that go around......... scary.

Did someone order the special Quebec pizza?
[video=youtube;TTou1oB_A8c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTou1oB_A8c[/video]
 
Yeah, nobody needs to see that. Don't mean to type cast but its usually the french-canadians you"ll see on the beach in a speedo. We have all kinds up here as I know you do down there.
Ever seen "The people of Wallmart" emails that go around......... scary.

Did someone order the special Quebec pizza?
[video=youtube;TTou1oB_A8c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTou1oB_A8c[/video]

Thats funny , and believe me I know , no self respecting wood cutter would be caught dead in public with a bird hugger on , its in the handbook that we all got on page # 234 LOL
 
My question is about tomorrow , am I the only creep that is gonna be running in a commercial site tomorrow and its gonna be early , I don't wanna catch a bullet or anything
 
Well my back is finally feeling better and what do you know now I have a hernia. I've had it for a year or two but just got worse I think I'm gonna need surgery which scares the he'll out of me. I hate doctors to begin with now I could be out of commission for a couple of months. Worried I'm not gonna be able to keep up with bills if I can't climb. WTF! Give me a brake!
 
Just went out and landed a nice job today. Trim 2 maples and remove another. They just wanted a branch removed off the 3rd tree, but since the trunk looks like a U shape, I talked them into removing the whole tree and grinding the stump so they can plant another tree.
 
Well my back is finally feeling better and what do you know now I have a hernia. I've had it for a year or two but just got worse I think I'm gonna need surgery which scares the he'll out of me. I hate doctors to begin with now I could be out of commission for a couple of months. Worried I'm not gonna be able to keep up with bills if I can't climb. WTF! Give me a brake!

That really sucks man, sorry to hear it! I am having some problems myself, so I can relate. Yours sound a bit worse though.. hope it all works out for you!!
 
What's wrong with a "U" shaped trunk?

When I say U shaped trunk, I mean a 30" dia tree that only has about 6-8" thick of wood holding up the tree. I suspect when I get up in it, that there is gonna be some rotten cavitys. Its been slowly losing leaders. I just told them, they can pay to remove it now or later. Gonna cost more if I gotta come back out later. I told them it
 
Well my back is finally feeling better and what do you know now I have a hernia. I've had it for a year or two but just got worse I think I'm gonna need surgery which scares the he'll out of me. I hate doctors to begin with now I could be out of commission for a couple of months. Worried I'm not gonna be able to keep up with bills if I can't climb. WTF! Give me a brake!

That really sucks man, sorry to hear it! I am having some problems myself, so I can relate. Yours sound a bit worse though.. hope it all works out for you!!

Hope both you guys have a speedy recovery. I'd be sooo screwed if I get injured
 
Well my back is finally feeling better and what do you know now I have a hernia. I've had it for a year or two but just got worse I think I'm gonna need surgery which scares the he'll out of me. I hate doctors to begin with now I could be out of commission for a couple of months. Worried I'm not gonna be able to keep up with bills if I can't climb. WTF! Give me a brake!

Put on your man-suit!
Jeff
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations - YouTube
 
Hope both you guys have a speedy recovery. I'd be sooo screwed if I get injured

Thanks man! Mine kinda happened at the perfect time (if there is such a thing), so as long as it gets better soon, I should be good. Its my knee, and I am really taking it easy on it after screwing up its recovery by trying to do too much one day last week. Its doing quite a bit better today, and I aim to keep it heading in that direction!

I am no stranger to being under the gun, and I'm just glad this isn't one of those times!!
 

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