Homeowner to Pro

[TheBunz]

Dont professionals get paid? This is a seeeeerious question dont ignore me.

So I can cut those ****** bundles of split wood to gas stations and I'd be considered a pro sawyer?

 

[sgrizz]

For starters you can buy a PRO saw.

 

[redfin]

So I can cut those ****** bundles of split wood to gas stations and I'd be considered a pro sawyer?

Heck yes! Go nutz.

 

[LRains]

This guy is gonna be a hero around here wait and see !!!

 

[TheBunz]

For starters you can buy a PRO saw.

Read it and weep

 

[windthrown]

So I can cut those ****** bundles of split wood to gas stations and I'd be considered a pro sawyer?

No, you should split those bundles with a pen knife and shove them between your tight little bunz and light them on fire.

I love the smell of burning ape in the morning!

It smells like... victory!

 

[TheBunz]

No, you should split those bundles with a pen knife and shove them between your tight little bunz and light them on fire.

I love the smell of burning ape in the morning!
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It smells like... victory!

I was hoping to get advice from Professionals not another homeowner. Thanks for trying

 

[TheBunz]

What the hell is with the Ape references?

 

[GPX433Todd]

Shouldn't capitalize "ape". It's not a proper name.

 

[moondoggie]

 

[LRains]

What the hell is with the Ape references?

Wonderfully sweet with firm and creamy flesh, bananas !!!

 

[windthrown]

What the hell is with the Ape references?

Uh, go look in the mirror.

 

[KenJax Tree]

He did, and took a selfie.

 

[windthrown]

I was hoping to get advice from Professionals not another homeowner. Thanks for trying

 

[windthrown]

He did, and took a selfie.

Oh, I see. Well, then he should just admire himself in his tiny little selfie avatar.

 

[TheBunz]

Uh, go look in the mirror.

Those are fighting words if you are calling me some sort of monkey.

 

[fearofpavement]

If you cut firewood and sell it to grocery stores and gas stations for money, then yes, you're a professional wood cutter. Report back...

 

[windthrown]

Those are fighting words if you are calling me some sort of monkey.

Ooooooooooooh... fighting words! Gawd, you are making me so hawt.

Here, why not sub your tiny little avatar there with a steaming hot one like this?

HOMO OR PRO? You decide...

Oh, and be advised, apes are not monkeys. I called you an ape, not a monkey.

 

[1Alpha1]

I thought the only professional wood cutter on this forum was Guido?

 

[svk]

So a few guys have referenced apes but nobody mentioned Brush Ape. But I see you have been brushing up on him and his threads. Just curious where you pieced it together?