Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
Hi There, I was cruising the back roads of Canada yesterday and found these two gentlemen sawing and pulling on this burly Manitoba Maple.
I immediately impersonated the Tree By-law Officer and demanded 1000$ as an extortion fee, which I had no luck collecting. The chopper, with his Pioneer P20 retorted that his Uncle had been a logger. He had left in a rather large Dutchman and I doubted that the tree would miss the fence.
Being the cocky individual that I am, I suggested that maybe the rope thing wasnt too safe and that either the rope or the tree would give. I guess he figured that because his Uncle was a logger that it was hereditary or something.
Anyway, I didnt hang around to see it fall, but when I came by again , it was laying nicely on the fence and the chopper nor the strawline man were no where to be seen.
Go Figure
I immediately impersonated the Tree By-law Officer and demanded 1000$ as an extortion fee, which I had no luck collecting. The chopper, with his Pioneer P20 retorted that his Uncle had been a logger. He had left in a rather large Dutchman and I doubted that the tree would miss the fence.
Being the cocky individual that I am, I suggested that maybe the rope thing wasnt too safe and that either the rope or the tree would give. I guess he figured that because his Uncle was a logger that it was hereditary or something.
Anyway, I didnt hang around to see it fall, but when I came by again , it was laying nicely on the fence and the chopper nor the strawline man were no where to be seen.
Go Figure