A Baptist, a post man, and a sales man walked into a bar......

[GeorgiaVol]

I really need to get my saw off my front porch before someone gets hurt.

 

[rd35]

Took me a minute ..........then...

 

[rd35]

Customer walks in. Store owner says, "Good morning sir and welcome to my saw shop! What can we do for you today!"
Customer: "Well, every time I turn my saw on the blade won't move!"
Store owner: "Would you be interested in trading your saw for.....a brand new axe??"

 

[Jtheo]

Took me a minute ..........then...

Yep,same here, and then, Oh I get it.

 

[JTM]

Yep, took me a minute too!

 

[GeorgiaVol]

Lol, only a select few will get a "chainsaw" joke

 

[procarbine2k1]

So four Nazi's walk into a BAR...

 

[procarbine2k1]

For the non-gun peeps.

 

[Deleted member 149229]

Different version.

 

[buzz sawyer]

I was going to say something smart, but I'm not.

 

[Westboastfaller]

Customer walks in. Store owner says, "Good morning sir and welcome to my saw shop! What can we do for you today!"
Customer: "Well, every time I turn my saw on the blade won't move!"
Store owner: "Would you be interested in trading your saw for.....a brand new axe??"

Wearing a mask no doubt.
I mean the saw shop owner

 

[Andyshine77]

 

[Stihlbillie]

Ok ya got me???

 

[Westboastfaller]

****....walked right into it.
I have got to be more Homophonic

Good joke OP


That's a strong second.
The best one was when I was in a dating & Relationship forum about 5 years back and a thread comes up titled.....

" Looking for a girl that's looking for a girl"

I opened it up and there's a picture of a dude. Haha

I like to write jokes.

What did the pro choicer say to his girlfriend when she kept getting pregnant? Just cut it out.

 

[GeorgiaVol]

****....walked right into it.

Sorry, I haven't had a chance to put it away yet