A Climbers Haiku

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Use big crane straps
Fold trees in half
make your notch
2.5 inch holding wood stop!
zip to ground leave rope for stubb
hook to truck home by lunch
 
No sound can be heard
Wind is different up here
Tranquility Found

Noob speaks freely
Grizzled ones gather to flame
Has this boy no shame?

:-d
 
The first line has five
The second line has seven
The third line has five


It isn't that hard
I think it is too easy
Use fingers to count
 
Glasses are in truck
The saw screams up in the air
Dust and chips burn eyes


The noob is stupid
The winch cable is still on
The knives are now trashed

The owners blood boils
He lets his feet and fist fly
The nooby's blood spills
 
The saw's white and orange
The rope is yellow and white
The helmet is red

Climbing sets me free
My muscles become well formed
Treework pays my bills

You don't have to rhyme
You don't even have to climb
But you must mark time
 

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