A Climbers Haiku

[Tree Machine]

Treeguy in Tampa
Drying in the humid heat
wet way, all darn day



We are family
got all my sisters with me
treeguys....sisters...what...???

 

[Old Monkey]

Sister Sledge. Sorry I was having a Solid Gold flashback.

 

[Tree Machine]

Seventies flashback
Smoking solid gold reefer
Old Monkey busted

 

[Gypo Logger]

Wood Rats, Woodticks.
The Master has wings.
The Saga continues.

 

[Tree Machine]

4-5-6 mang. You breaking traditional haiku rules. Gypo bad.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi TM this picture of my new board game is too funny!
Pictured on the left is Vharrison and MasterBlaster holed up at Al Smith's place.
Al was harboring Minions in his barn and V&M are gonna take them out. One of them kinda looks like me and the other looks like Marky Minion. I don't know who the big minion is, it's probably Beaver Girl or somebody impersonating her.
Hahaha
John

 

[Thor's Hammer]

I thought this thread was quite clearly titled the Haiku thread? ???? off with your infantile crap gypppo

 

[Tree Machine]

Master Blaster is still wearing his panties on the outside.... I thought we had broken him of that.

w-wait... Thank you, Thor, in haiku form

Blaster donning duds
outside his arbo trousers
ladies underpants

Thor's Hammer irate
Sees Gypo as big wanker
Thor is probly right

Tree Machine giggles
thinks himself very funny
Hardy har har har

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Nice one TM

 

[Gypo Logger]

I thought this thread was quite clearly titled the Haiku thread? ???? off with your infantile crap gypppo

Sorry there tough guy. My bad. Don't make me send Marky the Minion over there.
John

 

[vharrison2]

D@mn, the spamming has begun. Stop the Sheet. Darin, do you even watch this site? My reply is not haiku, and I apologize MB, this is your thread.

 

[Bermie]

Back on track...

Casuarinas
Storm; trees fall, hungup nightmare
Plenty work, work safe

 

[2Coilinveins]

Laying down on couch
Relaxing after long day
AC a blessing

 

[spacemule]

When fits hit the man,
Slick wee bastards run for cover,
The Blaster will return.



Ok, there's my steaming heap to add to the pile.

 

[Old Monkey]

5-8-6 by my count. Sure its a big festering pile. Still its kind of fun.

 

[vharrison2]

Oh Bermie thank you
A 250 calms the storm
Oh yes, back on track

 

[Gypo Logger]

You guys are a hoot. Isn't great that we all have such a great sense of Haha?
Check this Haiku out, courtesy of Busy Beaver, isn't she a genius?

The Blaster is No Master!
He is the Master of none!
And now with him gone
The Loggers(not the treeapes)have Won!
Hasn't this been ******* Fun?

You guys are fun and this place ROCKS!
Gawd I love you guys.
John
Hahaha

 

[spacemule]

5-8-6 by my count. Sure its a big festering pile. Still its kind of fun.

Old Monkey, the thing with Haiku is people getting caught up with only the syllable count and ignoring everything else. Much modern Haiku does not follow the traditional strict syllable pattern, but rather sticks to 3 short lines. It takes a lot of talent to write good Haiku, but everyone and his dog tries, butchering it in the process.

 

[Tree Machine]

Syllable...haiku
butcher dog pattern oh crap
another one hacked

Spacemules, old monkeys
Sounds like traveling freak show
treeguy family

 

[spacemule]

That one made me laugh, TM.