A Climbers Haiku

[vharrison2]

The Master is gone
He added so much right here
Bring back the Master




TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[darkstar]

here in tennessee ,,,,,,,,,, the chattanooga choo choo,,, makes easy haiku 5-7-5 right ?

 

[Tree Machine]

Brilliant, Darkstar!

idiot am I
the stump grinder is hungry
careful where you walk

A haiku with a 'subliminal' safety message

 

[Tree Machine]

I rest on back porch
squirrels they come to be fed
I make furry friends

 

[Tree Machine]

I have good crutches
I hop on one foot instead
wife beats me with broom

 

[Tree Machine]

Please no, OW, stop stop
I'll use the crutches, OK?
You beat me silly

 

[Tree Machine]

My wife she loves me
but tells me in funny way
new bruises arise

 

[Tree Machine]

threatens me with bat
I promise no more hopping
treeguy cries for help

 

[vharrison2]

The powers that be
Railroad the Master Blaster
Why is that allowed?

 

[vharrison2]

Boo Hoo, I am sad
Master Blaster is still gone
Can he come back soon?

 

[Tree Machine]

Blaster is our friend
Contributes to the forum
site out of balance

 

[spacemule]

I sympathize with my poetry teacher now when she told me that Haiku makes her have physical pain.

 

[Tree Machine]

correction?

I sympathize with my poetry teacher now when she told me that Haiku makes her have physical pain.

you mean,


Sympathy...teacher
wrenching gut and agony
Haiku really suck

 

[pbtree]

We wonder, like the dragon as the sun climbs his eye,
No more Blaster?
Why oh why?

 

[Gypo Logger]

The Minions cry out
The Master has hit the road
The Woodticks rejoice.

 

[vharrison2]

What is a Woodtick
Can we all play together
Nothing wrong with that

 

[Old Monkey]

Predictably so
Charybdis of the north sea
Bends a thread his way.

 

[Tree Machine]

treeguys, logger dudes
through poetry we are one
we are family

 

[Treeman14]

My Day

the storm is coming
I try to finish this tree
yet still I get wet





the sun she returns
I should be drying by now
yet still I am wet





I shower at home
sawdust swirls around the drain
water drips from me





relax on the couch
the coolness envelopes me
at last I am dry

 

[Old Monkey]

treeguys, logger dudes
through poetry we are one
we are family

"...I got all my sisters and me!"