A darn good woman

[stihly dan]

Boy it's getting deep in here. what is a fish story called when its based on a wife? You all crazy!

 

[unclemoustache]

My wife stacks wood, carries it in the house, and feeds the stove. It only gets better. She cleans the house and washes my clothes. She mows the grass and gets the oil changed in the cars. She plows and tills the garden, plants the veggies, weeds the veggies, harvest the veggies, cooks and cans the veggies. Makes homemade bread, and the best damn Nanner pudding and tater salad you will ever eat. She picks berries and makes pies and wine. She even lets me watch my favorite TV shows. And after all that, she even likes to snuggle with me late at night when the lights go out. Yea, I think I will keep her.

Sounds a lot like my wife, except she doesn't do much with the stove. Does everything else, though. A fantastic woman!

Here we are, rappelling down an 80 foot cliff. The babe is fearless!

 

[Milkweed Seed]

Hell my ol' lady just wants to burn all the wood and drink all my beer, then rape me when she's done.

 

[Sawyer Rob]

Hell my ol' lady just wants to burn all the wood and drink all my beer, then rape me when she's done.

DAMMM! I just HATE when that happens!!