Best 2-stroke Chainsaw Engine Oil

[Farmer_Nate]

This is a joke.

I posted this because the forum was a little slow and thought I could get a rise out of people.

Don't respond with anything oil-related, please!

Ha Ha

 

[ammoaddict]

Ahh man, I thought we had another oil thread.

 

[Farmer_Nate]

...best saw...

 

[Ol' Brian]

My log splitter is better than yours.

 

[Farmer_Nate]

My bar is longer than yours



(not me, but a generic image from internet)

 

[Farmer_Nate]

Best bar oil

 

[OM617YOTA]

HAH. I was really thinking oh man here we go.

I'm going to start numbering my oil thread answers and putting them in my signature line. Someone will say something we've all discussed before, and I'll just say "see number 3 below."

 

[Farmer_Nate]

...my saw won't run, what the hell is this L and H screw?

 

[Farmer_Nate]

What's better, Shihl or Husqvarna?

 

[ballisticdoughnut]

Lol. When I seen the title I thought to myself, “I can’t start drinking yet I’m at work”.

 

[buzz sawyer]

May as well throw this in.

 

[Farmer_Nate]

I just use my boat oil, same ain't it?

 

[Farmer_Nate]

I run 10:1, should I go 5:1?

 

[AoxoMoxoA]

Best carb screwdriver?

 

[OM617YOTA]

5:1, guess you like blowing up motors. Go 4.87:1, only way to keep your engine from self destructing.

 

[OM617YOTA]

Will a bigger saw fix my erectile disfunction? What if I just put a bigger bar on my current saw?

 

[Farmer_Nate]

I like a 60" bar on my 50cc saw. I guess I need to port it because it seems a little weak.

 

[buzz sawyer]

Best carb screwdriver?

 

[buzz sawyer]

I like a 60" bar on my 50cc saw. I guess I need to port it because it seems a little weak.

I ported my saw three times - no improvement. Maybe I didn't pour it in the right hole? I may try Cabernet or Merlot next.

 

[Farmer_Nate]

I prefer to port while I am porting.