Can we pllleeeeeaase stay on topic!

[Sprig]

Good night...

Ditto, me too, and oh, just ta stay on topic, I like my bagels toasted

 

[Griffbm3]

Bagels...

You know Sprig:

Just to stay on topic here are some thoughts about bagels. My first "real" job was as a bagel maker at 15 years old. We didn't boil our bagels, but instead proofed them to activate the yeast, then we baked them. The outsides were perfect, and the insides stayed nice and chewy. Couldn't beat one of those bagels back then.

Since we are just trying to stay on topic here (Chainsaws, right?); I eventually left that job, and basically started working in my current field. I get a chance to eat a lot of bagels now, and I did when I was in the Coast Guard too.

Sprig, I will say though, frozen bagels are nowhere near as good as fresh bagels. Especially if the freezer isn't nice and clean, and gets something (fish bait) in there as a companion. The bagels get a certain "flavor" to them. Not as good as Lox and cheese, but more of a penetrated flavoring.

(Still on topic right?) To me Sprig, a fishy, frozen bagel just thawed and untoasted is basically the worst food I can imagine. So I am glad that you like your bagels toasted.

I hope you all sleep well tonight, call 911, just for fun, ask for Jason, you never know...

 

[RaisedByWolves]

Yeah, but Husqvarna sounds neat enough to be two words!

Sounds like the name for a body part when pronounced in a foreign language.




Ingred was in a terrable accident and had to have her Husque Varna removed.

 

[2000ssm6]

Sounds like the name for a body part when pronounced in a foreign language.

I also think of a women's private when I hear that word

that might not be good

 

[stihlatit]

Now right there we know you're lying through your tooth, because I have instructed all the fine Ford dealers in the country not to allow you onto their property. What if someone were to snap a picture of you behind the wheel of one of my company's fine products...why it'd be as bad as Osama himself being photographed in an F-250...it just wouldn't do!!

Talk about your bad product placements...whew...

Hey Tommy I will sell you a Ford after all I make them....lol.

 

[stihlatit]

Thal just ain't right!

and that comming from you:monkey:

 

[stihlatit]

How 'bout bringing back Hells Kitchen for a little rest and relaxation?????

Bring it on.......where the real fun happens..........or used to.

 

[stihlatit]

HK, the land of Sap's really, REALLY whacked ****.

Just say no.

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Speaking of sap what ever happened to ole' Sappy.

 

[stihlatit]

Back to the topic at hand: How to Sharpen Left Handed Chains.

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You use a right hand bastard file.

 

[stihlatit]

Sounds like the name for a body part when pronounced in a foreign language.




Ingred was in a terrable accident and had to have her Husque Varna removed.

The word cadavra comes to my mind.

 

[2000ssm6]

See this thread for a worthy sticky!!!

http://arboristsite.com/showthread.php?t=55020

 

[RaisedByWolves]

The word cadavra comes to my mind.

Abra cadavra?

I also think of a women's private when I hear that word

that might not be good

Well, I guess its better than calling it an "Axe Wound"!


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[2000ssm6]

Someone say camel toe?:fart:

 

[trimmmed]

Speaking of sap what ever happened to ole' Sappy.

sappy??? well, he got the

 

[GASoline71]

LMAO...

Gary

 

[Sawin]

Chainsaws...Bagels....

So....to combine topics...what the best chain for cutting good NY bagel?:greenchainsaw:

 

[sawinredneck]

So....to combine topics...what the best chain for cutting good NY bagel?:greenchainsaw:

Stihl PMN, or a 1/4", if you can find it, you wont waste as much that way!

 

[2000ssm6]

Stihl PMN, or a 1/4", if you can find it, you wont waste as much that way!

And use Ultra's ms180 saw:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

 

[Just Mow]

sappy??? well, he got the

That's a big azz boot:jawdrop:

 

[sawinredneck]

That's a big azz boot:jawdrop:

Well, it seemed to take a lot to show him the door!