Huskyman!!!

[Fish]

Llamas are beginning to bore me. Alpacas use too much
mascara. I have a camel, but my Arabic is a little weak, so
we do not communicate well.

Huskyman prefers seals because they cannot run away on
dry ground, and their eyelashes are natural, not the phony
ones these smelly beasts down here use.

We will not discuss Tennessee, as this is a family forum!

I almost forgot to say chainsaw.

 

[gatkeper1]

Fish
I hope these few Arabic phrases help

Good Morning = Sabah al khair
What is your name? = Ma Ismok?
How are you? = Kaifa Halok?
Nice to meet you = Sorirart Biro'aitak
Get the grease gun = Jeab mashhama
Turn over = Eclab
No not that way = Laa moush kedah
Are you finished? = hul khalast?
Thank you very much = shokran Gazillan

 

[user 2993]

C'mon Fish! We're all about family in Tennessee.
So what if we're not so cosmopolitan as y'all with yer fancy exotic livestock and pinnipeds? So what if all we got is our wretched ol' goats? So what if our state bird will fly into the same window all day long? Don't we deserve some respect?
No, wait. Don't answer that.

 

[HUSKYMAN]

In KY there is not much interest in animals, only relatives

 

[user 2993]

In TN the distinction is not so clear