Step away from the chainsaw - and nobody gets hurt...
A big welcome!
As a public service and to save you hours of research, I present the other lessons in the AS 10 step program (borrowed from joatmon)
Step 1: You'll learn to do without things you now consider neccesities so you have more money for saws and saw related paraphernalia.
Step 2: You'll learn how to identify "holes" in your saw lineup.
Step 3: You'll learn that you can't have too many saws, and, as a special bonus, you'll learn how to rationalize the affects of "CAD", AKA chainsaw acquisition disorder, to your family and friends.
Step 4: You'll learn how to buy saws like a pro, ie. eBay, tradin' post, pawn shops.
Step 5: You'll learn how to use a credit card to solve cases of "CED", AKA chainsaw envy disorder.
Step 6: You'll learn how how to pick companions based on their knowledge of chainsaws.
Step 7: You'll learn how to organize your "wall of bars".
Step 8: You'll learn how to buy 100 and 200 feet of chain at a time in order to save money. Advanced placement lessons include the special spinners and breakers lesson.
Step 9: You'll learn all the acronyms like RSC, LPX, XPG and CHAPS.
Step 10: You'll learn how to organize your life around GTGs where other "friends" will help convince you that you are normal.