Hold on there Pard, I know very well what thats like. I haven't been waist deep in snow in a few years, but I am a big "layer up" kind of guy, So my problem is not only the "I was in the pool" tool size, I run out of hands for the Zipper opening, the sweatpants, the long johns and the under wear. Hell, My wife has to hold some of those layers while I do my best to clear the opening in the layers.You know, all this cold weather talk got me thinking.
You southern boys really don’t know about the worst part of it being that cold.
Imagine if you will, trying to dig 2” of pecker out of 6” of Carhartt when you gotta take a leak.