The Art and Science of Moving Brush

[MasterBlaster]

That is a most unusual chipper, but it goes with the chipper truck!

 

[Tree Machine]

Wow, a nuclear powered chipper! I've never seen one of them before.

It used to be nuclear, but in favor of enviromentalism, I converted it over to a new power source.

Inside the back of the truck is a big biofermentation tank (OK, it's a <i>still</i>). The chips get blown in there where they are enzymatically converted into ethyl alcohol. The vodka gets piped to the fuel tanks for the truck, and into a 5 gallon can for the chipper.

I get home at night with a full load of chips. In the morning, there is an empty chip bed, and my fuel tanks are full.

The nuclear version chipper had quite a bit more power (500 megatons more), but I had to go dump chips daily. It was a trade-off.

 

[glens]

To all who don't know Jim, it will clear up a lot of things if you realize his grandfather on his mother's side was Mr. Haney, from Hooterville.

 

[Tree Machine]

Don't be talkin bad 'bout <A HREF=http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-8162> my Kin</A>

 

[blackwaterguide]

I love atv's. Motorized mules.