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[spike60]

A freshman just told me that I look sexy in a lab coat, and you know what? I do.

I wonder if she is a "free spirit"?

By making that comment, she is indicating that she is without a doubt a free spirit. It's yours' for the taking.

 

[58hydraglide]

I've never written about this before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I Ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't Know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide in my garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my workbench, that I noticed that the cylinder head on one of my chainsaws seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

You had me too, hook line and sinker! You crack me up! reps comin to ya, (but I would get the saw fixed pronto.)

 

[Gologit]

By making that comment, she is indicating that she is without a doubt a free spirit. It's yours' for the taking.

LOL...Yeah but will she make him leave the lab coat on while,...well, you know.

 

[sawinredneck]

To heck with the wife, there are lots of women out there!! Bring the saw, should be enough knowledge to fix it, BUT this guy is offering FREE COLD BEER!!!!!!!!
You just don't find that every day!!!

 

[huskydave]

Hmmm Women Beer and Saws sounds like heaven.

 

[PA Plumber]

I've never written about this before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I Ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't Know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide in my garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my workbench, that I noticed that the cylinder head on one of my chainsaws seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

This post is really bugging me...

How old is the saw? Did you happen to shut it down a lot after long cuts?

More importantly...

What bar oil and mix do you use? :greenchainsaw:

 

[sawinredneck]

This post is really bugging me...

How old is the saw? Did you happen to shut it down a lot after long cuts?

More importantly...

What bar oil and mix do you use? :greenchainsaw:

Does it idle sporadicly? Rev up and down?
I am really getting concerned about lean run time now the more I think about this!!!

 

[kevinj]

I've never written about this before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I Ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't Know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide in my garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my workbench, that I noticed that the cylinder head on one of my chainsaws seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

ADHD

I'm with ya there bud !!!

Try to focus on one thing....

And then ya get distracted...

Don't ya hate it when that happens ???

 

[PB]

Not even "free" jail time?

College freshman, no jail bait here.

 

[PB]

By making that comment, she is indicating that she is without a doubt a free spirit. It's yours' for the taking.

LOL! If it was only that easy. Well it could be I guess if I was that kind of guy.