Tree guy sayings

[Slvrmple72]

That went pretty good for my first time climbing.:msp_scared:

 

[Slvrmple72]

How much is your deductible?

 

[sgreanbeans]

"did you deadwood the deadwood" said after a idiot pruned a dead leader.

Jeff- yes, yes I am!

 

[derwoodii]

Get ya dam boots off a ma climbin line

 

[flushcut]

Oh look the sidewalk manager has arrived.

 

[TreeAce]

Its cool..I watched a guy do this on the Discovery channel, I got this!
OR
After getting a compliment from HO while climbing/roping...I watched a tree guy DVD last nite!....twice!!

 

[loveroftrees]

Nobody died
No, but I'd stayed at a holidy inn last night

 

[tree MDS]

Oh alright, I'll play:

Gonna make some money, or die trying.

It'll come back (or It'll fill in).

It'll spring back up.

The frost will push it back up.

Here we go again.

I've gotta be the dumbest mother####er that ever lived!

I hate this guy!

Is that a career tree?

Cut and hope.

You rake like a woman!

Put a little forearm in it!

Maybe Stop & Shop is hiring!

I just wanna get home to my beer!

I need a drink.

Never again.

You're fired!

Dude, you suck!

 

[TREE_KILLER]

"Not that tree !"

 

[tree MDS]

That thing was a piece of crap anyway!

You can do it! (heavy on the sarcasm).

Just like yesterday, just like the day before.

This guy's a cheap bastard anyway.

This broad's a whacko.

That thing will never cut again.

Shut up and get in the house #####! (always wanted to use that one)

It's what the guy wanted.

I hate this place!

 

[muddawg]

this one echo's through the neighborhood as the groundman thinks hes found a quiet and private place to pee

"GET OUTA THERE !"
(climber chuckling.....groundsman peeing on himself )


"HANGER ! " ....especially when there is NO hanger there

 

[c.willard]

It will notch and drop. "Said sarcasticaly during very technical removals"

 

[ozzy42]

I'll play along .
Quote to cheap customers"it's TREE service ,not FREE SERVICE"

Quote to whining groundie"what's a matter ? your ##### hurting today?"

 

[TreEmergencyB]

"Dont step on my tail" flipline draggin behind you
"Fire that motha up" go start the chipper fool
"when in doubt cut it out" experienced pruners only
"any where from 50 bucks to 50 grand" ball park tree price
End of the day "see you back at the ranch"=shop or 'we meeting at the office?"=bar
"it is what it is" my mentors favorite for the big nasty backyard removal
"tie into the sky" another from my mentor in reference to a good TIP spot
"dont go planting potatoes with that saw"
"dont throw no alley apples in my chipper" rocks

 

[TreEmergencyB]

Quote to whining groundie"what's a matter ? your ##### hurting today?"

"pull string pad will follow"

 

[TreEmergencyB]

forgot 1

"thats a big assh tree"

 

[treeclimber101]

Work ways ... your an idiot ..... she's a heffer ..... chipper blades are beat.... Headache.... wheres lunch ..... trucks full ..... chippers clogged...... Cats gotta a flat ...... Your late ......And my favorite" check please ".......

 

[no tree to big]

"when you hear the Mexicans whistling RUN" best advise I got from my fellow groundie lol

 

[tomtrees58]

whoops:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[zopi]

Yes, maam, I am one of those crazy bastards that climb trees with chainsaws...in answer to her question and just before her esimate mulitiplied.

there is a charge for putting up with stupid people.