Marvinlee
ArboristSite Member
I notice a few disparaging remarks about very lightweight chainsaws. Let me explain how useful they really are. 1) Do you worry about youngsters choking on marshmallows? Try cutting them in two (the marshmallows, not the youngsters) with your lightweight chainsaw. Your guests will be amazed when they see you cutting marshmallows at your dinner table. 2) Some toothpicks provided in restaurants are just too long. Always carry your lightweight with you and saw them in two on the spot. Voila! Problem solved. 3) Long fingernails tend to break off and leave jagged edges. Whenever you see your fingernails getting too long, use your lightweight saw to trim the length to suit. With practice, you will be able to cut your fingernails very, very, short. 4) Your spouse will appreciate having a lightweight saw to use for cutting flower stems to the proper length. 5) Surgeons will find that a lightweight saw is an economic tool for rapid amputations. Help bring down the cost of health care. Give your doctor a lightweight chainsaw today!