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treeman75

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I had my Vasectomy in Okinawa. Hurt a little, but nothing like that little as pebble!
I have been trying to build up the courage to get mine done. I looked it up on the net thinking that might help and clicked on a vid, that was not the thing to do. Can you feel anything down there when they do it? Im sure its like going to the dentist sucks going in but walking out saying that wasnt so bad. Im I right?
 
treeman75

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I didn't complain when I got my vasectomy either , and they conducted a class in my room , basically I had 20/30 people watching the doctor digging around in my business . All I could do was hum the little rascals theme song and watch the trees sway out the window .
did you get a discount?
 
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No kidding, and he was probably videoed and they have his junk on display at several schools, Eddie you could be famous and didn't even know it. Royalties? I had a intern chick do one side and the doc do the other. Hindsight, that was not cool, during the moment, I was so high on the Valium they gave me, I didn't care who watched. Do remember the burnt flesh smell when they cauterized me and the smoke. At the time, it was pretty cool looking.
BTW Eddie, its Pepsi, not iced tea. But yes, I must resist my crack in a can. 12 pack a day, maybe a little much.
 
2treeornot2tree

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No kidding, and he was probably videoed and they have his junk on display at several schools, Eddie you could be famous and didn't even know it. Royalties? I had a intern chick do one side and the doc do the other. Hindsight, that was not cool, during the moment, I was so high on the Valium they gave me, I didn't care who watched. Do remember the burnt flesh smell when they cauterized me and the smoke. At the time, it was pretty cool looking.
BTW Eddie, its Pepsi, not iced tea. But yes, I must resist my crack in a can. 12 pack a day, maybe a little much.
Your gonna have withdrawal when you stop drinking it. Get ready for a lack of caffeine headache.

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Yup after i passed a tiny stone i never questioned ANYTHING about pain when my wife had our 2 kids.


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The first stone I had was in 1995. I guess I was 34 years old. Then another two in 1998. The first one of those about killed me. Good Lord that hurt. Doc finally figured out high uric acid level was causing them so I take med for that and have since 1999. I have a bladder defect called a ureterocele that has a BIG stone in it that can't pass. Urologist told me last summer I really need to let him take that out.
 
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Took down a big rotten red oak and maple. The oak was riddled with cavities and cracks. Times like these I am glad I bought a bucket.
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treeclimber101

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F#CK THAT ,I'm keeping all my man stuff intact


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Lol ..... My wife was so mad at me last year my neighbor/ best bud had a appointment to go , well after a lot of beer I gave a drunk mans vivid description of the surgery . Well his wife spazzed on me sent me home because I basically had him saying **** that he ain't going .... My penance for that was painful my wife lost her **** on me , his wife wouldn't talk to me for a few days even though I stopped after work daily for a almost a week to apologize . It wasn't pretty .
 
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Lol ..... My wife was so mad at me last year my neighbor/ best bud had a appointment to go , well after a lot of beer I gave a drunk mans vivid description of the surgery . Well his wife spazzed on me sent me home because I basically had him saying **** that he ain't going .... My penance for that was painful my wife lost her **** on me , his wife wouldn't talk to me for a few days even though I stopped after work daily for a almost a week to apologize . It wasn't pretty .
Thats funny! I have been hearing two stories the ones that say it aint nothing and the ones that say its the worst thing in the world. The ones saying its the worst, i think are screwing with me but I dont know.
 
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Thats funny! I have been hearing two stories the ones that say it aint nothing and the ones that say its the worst thing in the world. The ones saying its the worst, i think are screwing with me but I dont know.
My wife and the mother of my 2 beautiful children gave zero sympathy , as a matter of fact she drove down the bumpiest road on the way home ! It wasn't that bad , did it on a Friday and was working easy on Monday , you will not like the needles that is the worst , the rest is comparible to the feeling of being kicked in the nutz for like 2 days !
 
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Cant believe someone is not screaming about us talking about this,LMAO! "whadya do today" "nut'in much, talked about stones and nuts"
Yea I'm done I just got the feeling of her driving me there offering me a 20 piece and a milkshake like I was 5 years old then on the way home feeling like the doctor forgot a lit cigarette burning in my ball bag ! Just saying ! I'm done now
 
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... Doc finally figured out high uric acid level was causing them so I take med for that and have since 1999. ...

Did they talk to you about having the gout? That is quite uncomfortable and bouts are unpredictable. Avoiding gout-stimulating foods would probably do good for the uric acid kidney stones, too. Both are caused by the same problem.
 
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Yea I'm done I just got the feeling of her driving me there offering me a 20 piece and a milkshake like I was 5 years old then on the way home feeling like the doctor forgot a lit cigarette burning in my ball bag ! Just saying ! I'm done now
A mental picture of your ball bag is the last thing I wanted to think abouy tonight. Thanks alot, you just ruined my evening.

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