hanging out the passenger window of your best friends ride popping caps at innocent street signs?
throwing empty cans of animal beer out the same window?
possibly standing in the back of a pickup while urinating at 50mph?
Wearing an obscene amount of a "realwoods" oak camouflage in a temperate rainforest/high plains, with just a ball cap in blaze orange?
eating an absurd amount of snooce and spitting into a "special" can, that then spills on the floor of your square body rust bucket chevy?
Sitting in the back of a Blazer, hopping that the driver doesn't in fact think this is a "90mph" road and that maybe he does know that it ends in a cliff with a river at the bottom... but knowing that the driver (your city boi cousin) is a ******* moron and is probably about to get all 3 of you killed...
