Is that a grinding wheel on the other side of that shaft?
"It'll tote your axe into the woods, sharpen it when it gets dull and haul out the logs after your done chopping. Yes ladies and gentleman this is the do all to end all machine that will change the way you look at yard work forever. Bid now and gives this beauty a new home. This spectacular engineering marvel will make a great center piece in any room in your home. Sure to start up conversation the move all is going to make the neighbors green with envy."
I still have the $27,500.00 I was bidding on the sandwich.......