I am not trying to might light of the situation but here is something:
When I was helping my friend clean out his stuff from his ex's place I saw a picture of one of her rather chubby relatives. She was the one that actually broke a chair or something like. So I exclaimed when I realized the girth on this woman, I said , " holy crap! that's big!" So my friend says " don't underestimate the power of a big woman"
Well I just froze for a second and thought about it then said " Just exactly what are you telling me bro? " It turned out to be true.
Are you trying to tell us something? Did you marry a heffer? Nothing wrong with it just saying.
Back in my younger days when i'd do lots of bar hopping I was hammered one night. The beer goggles were def on that night. I met this heffer she had to way 300lbs. and she just looked very good that night. She kept buying me shots all night to the point where i was hanging all over her. She ended up taking me back to her apt. Boy let me tell you I never ran out the door in fear faster than I did that night. I ran a half mile to my place and spent the next 2 hours in the shower trying to scrub the guilt off my body literally.
Sounds like an open and shut case of date rape to me. Did you call the police?
Are you trying to tell us something? Did you marry a heffer? Nothing wrong with it just saying.
Back in my younger days when i'd do lots of bar hopping I was hammered one night. The beer goggles were def on that night. I met this heffer she had to way 300lbs. and she just looked very good that night. She kept buying me shots all night to the point where i was hanging all over her. She ended up taking me back to her apt. Boy let me tell you I never ran out the door in fear faster than I did that night. I ran a half mile to my place and spent the next 2 hours in the shower trying to scrub the guilt off my body literally.
Geez, at least you didn't need shots. One of my troopers came to me in the field after picking up a two-seater barfly.
"Cpl. Sanborn,(put in a GA accent here) is it bad if my thang is sticking to my pants?"
"go to the corpsman right now...That's and order B. NOW!
Yeah...not sure why I blew up on you TreeSlayer....I was being sincere in asking the question about HMI. I apologize for talking like a drunk teenage boy when some other guy talked to my girl. LOL
I got another email today announcing another signing to HMI's network.
Just curious if I was letting my mind think too far ahead.
Was it because she was fat or just the fact that it was a woman that made you feel so guilty?
snap, that's funny.
kinda like a treeguy anthem, get drunk in a hurry, go fat fast and ugly early.
anybody on here that hasn't done that is probably lying.......
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