You need a wife like this!

[rupedoggy]

I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
"I'm sorry I do not lend Mikes tools"
"Well Mike and I are good friends and he knows I take good care of his stuff"
"The answer is no"
" I only need it for a little while"
"You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"
You have to love a gal like that!

 

[Ted Jenkins]

Seeing that I have lived alone for more than forty years this seems like pure fantasy. Thanks

 

[grizz55chev]

I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
"I'm sorry I do not lend Mikes tools"
"Well Mike and I are good friends and he knows I take good care of his stuff"
"The answer is no"
" I only need it for a little while"
"You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"
You have to love a gal like that!

Any friend of mine knows I don’t lend out my saws, or my wife.

 

[stihl023/5]

I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
"I'm sorry I do not lend Mikes tools"
"Well Mike and I are good friends and he knows I take good care of his stuff"
"The answer is no"
" I only need it for a little while"
"You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"
You have to love a gal like that!

My wife knows I dont have friends.

 

[rob066]

My wife is awesome too. She let me build my 254 on the kitchen stove. I heated the crankcase to install the bearings on the gas burner.

 

[Bob Hedgecutter]

Would have been even better if she were closing the action of a Remington 870 on a round of 00 Buckshot while she was saying "You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"

 

[grizz55chev]

Would have been even better if she were closing the action of a Remington 870 on a round of 00 Buckshot while she was saying "You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"

I have dogs, the shotgun would be redundant. ( I actually do have a shotgun as well )

 

[OM617YOTA]

Outstanding. Well done on the wife choice.

 

[toolmaker]

I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
LMAO

 

[PV Hiker]

Mine knows to not loan out anything. She knows that the tools comes with a owner operator.

@rupedoggy was it actually a neighbor that you knew?

 

[rupedoggy]

Funny thing was she did not remember the name and nobody ever ask to borrow a saw!

 

[lone wolf]

I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
"I'm sorry I do not lend Mikes tools"
"Well Mike and I are good friends and he knows I take good care of his stuff"
"The answer is no"
" I only need it for a little while"
"You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"
You have to love a gal like that!

He is lucky she didnt pull a pistol out.

 

[Huskybill]

Good wife.

 

[KiwiBro]

She's a keeper. My other half says your wife can have my man card because I don't need it.

 

[TheDarkLordChinChin]

And they kept telling me the perfect woman does not exist.

 

[Brent Nowell]

Lol awesome!

 

[computeruser]

Love it!

The only friends I loan tools to already have keys to my house and garage.

 

[lone wolf]

And they kept telling me the perfect woman does not exist.

Shhh!

 

[RedneckChainsawRepair]

He is lucky she didnt pull a pistol out.

Thats what I was thinking. My wife would have had a bead on them.

 

[lone wolf]

Thats what I was thinking. My wife would have had a bead on them.

Yup!