Channeling the force to split wood

[Hddnis]

I've been working on this for some time now. It has been a growing experience that has helped me mature in many ways. Only ever used the light side, since the dark side leaves the wood unfit for heating a home with from what I've been told.

It takes a bit of control or you'll split your splitting block by accident. I also don't suggest using it on standing trees unless you make sure they are clear of power lines. I had no idea that electricity trumped the force in such a, um, powerful way. It looked like the a death star had gone all freaky on that poor little maple.

By far the best tree to use the force on is beeches. Beeches love the force. Splits em wide, er, I better stop there.

Don't use the force on ashes. Too much force on an ash is just a painful experience. Also best not to use it on whole ash rounds. Ash wholes just mock using the force to split wood.



Mr. HE

 

[Jonesy11]

 

[Arbonaut]

The Next Level

Truly Padwan.
You are ready for the next level.
Put on the blindfold and split the beeches with wood.

 

[Chris-PA]

The farce has definitely been strong around here lately!

 

[Misfit138]

Skip the force. Just go for the Jedi Mind Trick.

 

[unclemoustache]

Skip the force. Just go for the Jedi Mind Trick.

But that only works on the weak minded..... Oh wait - never mind. Not to worry about that here on AS......:msp_smile:

 

[abureels4me]

I asked a blond once if she was weak minded and she told me she only thought a day at a time:msp_scared:

 

[Rookie1]

Skip the force. Just go for the Jedi Mind Trick.

The slow person at work uses the Jedi mind trick to get out of trouble. I dont think it has worked yet. But on the othe hand I use the Force to get things done around work. It sure is a force to be reckoned with.:msp_biggrin:

 

[1grnlwn]

These large oak rounds are not the ones you are looking for!

 

[Whitespider]

Channeling the force to split wood, especially tough splitting wood, is the only way to efficiently get it done...
I usually channel all the force to the business end of the ram protruding from a hydraulic cylinder... but that's just me.

 

[J.W Younger]

What happened to our little buddie WCTV?

 

[Whitespider]

I'm bettin' his wife has the day off so he's able to get out's the house, and away from the kids.
...or, she put the nose-ring in and is leading him out shoppin'. :msp_biggrin:

 

[J.W Younger]

I'm bettin' his wife has the day off so he's able to get out's the house, and away from the kids.
...or, she put the nose-ring in and is leading him out shoppin'. :msp_biggrin:

That may be happinin but whuts up with the banned stuff...

 

[Gologit]

That may be happinin but whuts up with the banned stuff...

He's banned? Damn, what a loss. :msp_biggrin:

 

[J.W Younger]

He's banned? Damn, what a loss. :msp_biggrin:

Yea, I'm all bummed
did a little readin and it seems he and skip klassic may have been tryin to occupy the same space at the same time...

 

[Hddnis]

Yea, I'm all bummed
did a little readin and it seems he and skip klassic may have been tryin to occupy the same space at the same time...

That would be a real connundrum.





Mr. HE

 

[dingeryote]

ROFLMAO!!!!

A tribute slam thread AND a Bannation at the same time.

Somebody felt a "disturbance in the Force"!! LOL!!

Classic!!

Stay safe!
Dingeryote