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Logging vocab is too funny!

Designated Bear Corridor-- A 100' wide unit of timer left undisturbed for the Grizzly Bears to use for travel... Also known as "the place the Grizzly Bears avoid." You always saw them walking on the logging roads instead... Weird? :monkey:

No doubt. that saying goes "I'll show u where the bear **** in the woods" well here u just drive down a logging road and there it will b. heck it don't even have 2 b a logging road, just a road. We have black bear.
 
lol, this thread took off, and went the vulgar/humorous route... in the words of ron white, "comedy ain't always pretty folks"
 
  • I call a big tree a "hooter" or "big f**king tree"

    I call it the no, you can't cut it just because it is big tree.
  • my work truck is the "loggin' wagon"
    It is the Vortecked Chevy That Blades Your Road For Free.
  • my harley is the "two wheeled death machine"
    Snuffy, the 24 speed mountain bike.
  • i refer to the guy running the skidder as the "skidderman"
    He's the Guy Running The Skidder till I learn his name.
  • other people refer to my chainsaws as "supped up hot rods"

Twinkle, The Barbie, and Old Sparkless.

I like to keep things simple

Yes.:)
 
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Other than cutting bout 15 cords of doug fir with the FIL, all I have been cutting is weight.
Started P90X again last week, ouch!

P90 is awesome...As is C.J. Caracci's "Navy SEALs Workout."

I don't know if you were around in the days of "Cybergenics", but that was the kind of workout that even made your tendons and ligaments sore for days on end.
 
Bwahahahahahaha! :ices_rofl:


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Originally Posted by sILlogger
I call a big tree a "hooter" or "big f**king tree"

I call it the no, you can't cut it just because it is big tree.

my work truck is the "loggin' wagon"
It is the Vortecked Chevy That Blades Your Road For Free.

my harley is the "two wheeled death machine"
Snuffy, the 24 speed mountain bike.

i refer to the guy running the skidder as the "skidderman"
He's the Guy Running The Skidder till I learn his name.

other people refer to my chainsaws as "supped up hot rods"

Twinkle, The Barbie, and Old Sparkless.

I like to keep things simple

:laugh:
 
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