the all aussie dribble thread!

[bennn*e]

U can drink all the red u can

 

[MCW]

U can drink all the red u can

Nah not me. We're not staying down but at least Tracy can be the dedicated driver

 

[WidowMaker_1]

Don't stress. I'll eat a few kg of cornflour to thicken things up a bit.

Yeh mr whippys for wedding tricks

 

[MCW]

Yeh mr whippys for wedding tricks

I might guzzle a heap of M&M's to get the "rainbow" effect.

 

[WidowMaker_1]

I might guzzle a heap of M&M's to get the "rainbow" effect.

Just Drop some acid then anythings possible

 

[MCW]

Just Drop some acid then anythings possible

Hydrochloric? Sulphuric? Nitric? Throw me a bone here mate. I'm not sure which acid you'd be talking about but we have 200L drums of this gear at work. I can always siphon some off...

 

[splitpost]

Anyone bought from this mob? They are in SE suburbs of Melbourne.

http://www.klika.com.au/trade/chainsaws/stihl-91cc-magnum-25-inch-chainsaw-ms660.html

Yep a few things actually,petrol post hole digger was the biggest item ,pretty good to deal with,stuffs good too,for the price

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[Stihl working hard]

Do I have to wear my Stihl chaps and undies?

Only if your in the wedding party just curious what do you give a stihl dealer that he hasnt got or cant get i know a Dolmar LOL

 

[MCW]

Only if your in the wedding party just curious what do you give a stihl dealer that he hasnt got or cant get i know a Dolmar LOL

I'm not giving the bastard anything. I'm just there for free beer
I was going to get Andreas Stihl over and get him to jump out the wedding cake but he wanted 10,000 EURO and a run on my ported Dolmar 7900 in Redgum. Apparently Benny emailed Stihl head office in Deutschland asking them to make a saw as good as the Dolmar 7900's and now Uncle André wants to know what all the fuss is about.
I told him don't bother as there ain't no boxhead outside of Benny going to touch my pride and joy.

 

[Stihl working hard]

I'm not giving the bastard anything. I'm just there for free beer
I was going to get Andreas Stihl over and get him to jump out the wedding cake but he wanted 10,000 EURO and a run on my ported Dolmar 7900 in Redgum. Apparently Benny emailed Stihl head office in Deutschland asking them to make a saw as good as the Dolmar 7900's and now Uncle André wants to know what all the fuss is about.
I told him don't bother as there ain't no boxhead outside of Benny going to touch my pride and joy.

Well you are going to need something to cut the cake

 

[Stihlman441]

I'm not giving the bastard anything. I'm just there for free beer
I was going to get Andreas Stihl over and get him to jump out the wedding cake but he wanted 10,000 EURO and a run on my ported Dolmar 7900 in Redgum. Apparently Benny emailed Stihl head office in Deutschland asking them to make a saw as good as the Dolmar 7900's and now Uncle André wants to know what all the fuss is about.
I told him don't bother as there ain't no boxhead outside of Benny going to touch my pride and joy.

You forget

I have allready run that Dolmar 7900 in Redgum
Boxhead a (thats not funny)

 

[MCW]

You forget

I have allready run that Dolmar 7900 in Redgum
Boxhead a (thats not funny)

You have misunderstood my racist rant Andrew despite your last name being Box. I meant Boxhead as in German. The angles on the four corners of your head didn't seem to be 90° to me but maybe you've had boxhead reduction surgery at some stage?

 

[WidowMaker_1]

Hydrochloric? Sulphuric? Nitric? Throw me a bone here mate. I'm not sure which acid you'd be talking about but we have 200L drums of this gear at work. I can always siphon some off...

It was a 1965-1990s thing , called a trip or red divils with many other forms and variety within different circles..... think cheech and chong and you may get a flashback

 

[MCW]

Well you are going to need something to cut the cake

Can you imagine whipping out a Dolmar at Benny's wedding? I'd be lynched by the masses and die for sure. If it was a Husky things could be even worse...

 

[WidowMaker_1]

Use a knock of chinga stihl lol ...hey will the wedding cake be a big flippy cap ?

 

[MCW]

Use a knock of chinga stihl lol ...hey will the wedding cake be a big flippy cap ?

Chinga 660. I like your thinking

 

[Stihl working hard]

Can you imagine whipping out a Dolmar at Benny's wedding? I'd be lynched by the masses and die for sure. If it was a Husky things could be even worse...

There would be fireworks inside and outside

 

[ozflea]

Lice? Dogs? Cats? Snot? Bees? Bobs?

Now now that does not sound very nice MCW do you want me starting on you ?

 

[ausneil 1]

Can you imagine whipping out a Dolmar at Benny's wedding? I'd be lynched by the masses and die for sure. If it was a Husky things could be even worse...

Yes i could imagine the fuss a dolmar would have but needless to say deep, deep down in their hearts they secretly wish they were husky men.

 

[ausneil 1]

Lice? Dogs? Cats? Snot? Bees? Bobs?

You will be in sooo much trouble with a post like that.
You will get a good verbal beating up to the point you will hide behind your PC cringing in fear. Mate.