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Fish

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Hey guys,
I am new here, so go easy on me.
How can I tell if my chain is on in the right direction?
If I hit a nail, will that affect my chain's performance?
What about this dirt quandary?
Any info is greatly appreciated, TIA.

If I start pulling to the right, am I having a stroke?
 

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i would think that if a nail simply pokes you it isn't as bad as having one stick in your eye socket..if that were to occur; wash your face immediately in lacquer thinner to avoid infection..then put on a good beer buzz.......hitting one with your saw?? that is a different question, i know most of us here would just shut the saw down and stare at it...and pulling to the right?? take the picture of your signifigant other from your poocket and give her a kiss.....you have cut off your left testicle and are bleeding to death.................................................good day ...guff
 
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Beercan rings? You must be an old fart too! Most of these kids
have no idea what you are talking about, like rotary dial phones
and 8 tracks, betamax, etc..

So If I put my chain on the other way, I will then pull left???
I am confused!
What is this other tank for? Extra gas?
 
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What's a beercan ring...do they have something to do with them newfangled cone-top cans?

You guys that drink that watery beer must know something I don't. I been drinkin' Blatz longnecks for so long, maybe I forget about new technology...you know "less filling, no rotten fartz..."
 

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Bottled beer is for pussies!!

If it doesn't have an aftertaste of leached out aluminum, then I
don't want it. The aluminum protects my body from harmful
bacteria, and confuses any wayward virus that may cross my
path I might encounter in my daily vices.
 

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Now zinc, that is another topic altogether! It may be a little
toxic, but it sure will put lead in your pencil! If one of the
major breweries would put out a galvanized can, I would buy it, even if it was Strohs.
But I digress....
 
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I like hunting potatos too, but it is still only black powder season in Tenn. Muzzle loading lunchmeat is not recommended.
My potato gun was firing to the right. I started cleaning it with synthetic and all is well
What techniques do you use for rutabaga?
I like to butcher them with my CHAINSAW
 

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Rutabaga?

What is that? Some new Jap car made in Tenn.?

Or is that one of those hillbilly foods like cornpone? Mush?

Kind of like calling the kettle black, or cooking utensils of color,
sorry.

I have been digressing and drinking alot lately, so I have been
out of touch lately.
How is our squirmish in Grenada coming along?
 
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