Well, let's hope you're not punching the diapered ones, eh?
"Facts"? LOL!
The fact is, if the trees are mature and healthy, then why remove them at all? They add shade and cool air in the summer, and frost, wind, rain and snow protection in the winter. They add value to your property.
Except that you're apparently afraid of them because they're big, so you want them gone.....for free. And you also want new kitchen floors out of the cherry, which, while a nice thought, requires much "aggravation" (as you put it) to accomplish.
Excuse me though....I initially thought that you wanted the truth about what you were asking. You didn't like the truth though, so you turned to insults instead. And when you were given assistance (with the craigslist suggestion), your response was to put up a halfazz craigslist ad that looked like a 5-year-old had posted it. Then you continue to cast about and call anyone that dares to tell you otherwise 'names'.
And to top it off, you have the gall to call a guy "creepy" for simply attempting to do his homework on the internet and find out as much as he can about the job beforehand, because getting real information from you about the trees and where they are in relation to their surroundings is like trying to squeeze water from a rock.
You've got a lot of nerve. The truth isn't always what you want it to be. And what you apparently want (i.e. the trees removed and a pile of cherry flooring sitting outside your kitchen) is not going to happen without ponying up some serious cash, like $5000 for starters. It certainly won't be "free", "easy" or without "aggravation".
Those are the plain facts of the matter. Do with them what you like. I thought you came here to learn something, but apparently you didn't.