You can always get the skunk scent or coyote urine, red fox pizz, or coon pizz off any trapping supplier web site. You can draw it up in a syringe and shoot it in the weather stripping around the doors of their car, even shoot it in on the carpet. Do it after dark and they'll never be able to pin it on you.
It'll give her some much needed scrub time on their vehicle. I figured she would be more of a cheap beer kinda gal, like keystone light.
Now we're getting somewhere. Remember where the original idea came from---reps needed please. Fast.
My mind has not stopped since reading this. It stopped before.
More brainers:
Got any biker friends to pay a visit ? Ex Rangers/SF ? Law enforcement people you know ?
Install a couple of CCTV camera or hunting cameras. Even a couple of fake ones will do, the ones that have that tiny red light.
Back to eau d'skunk. But this time place on the muffler(s) with a potato shoved in the pipe.
LSD in their waterpipe. Town water or private well ?
Have a GTG at your place say from 0100 on (when you don't have to go to work).
Have a pre-4th celebration @ an hour when they sleep (invite the good neighbors).
Big mercury motion detector lights.
Forget the "wood" boys. It would be a gift that keeps on giving. Hey, stay away from women with those red eyes. :monkey:
The little grey matter will not cease. Forgive me, I have sinned........