Marc, I don't need a job with one of those polling companies.
This is fortunate news, because that was the worst posed set of questions and answers I've ever seen. And I'd hate to see anyone go hungry.
Seriously....
1. Did you buy your chainsaw:
A. From Big Box store?
B. From Jonsered, Solo, Shindaiwa, Dolmar or Stihl?
If you own a Husqvarna, what answer applies? If you bought it from a dealer, what answer applies? Very few people buy chainsaws factory direct. What if you made your own? Bought it used private party? What if you don't have a chainsaw?
2. Do you use:
A. Splitting Maul?
B. Hydraulic Splitter?
What if you use neither? What about kinetic splitters? Unicorn splitters? What if you buy your wood cut and split? What if you don't heat with wood?
3. Do you buy:
A. Craftsman-Other?
B. Snap-On?
What if you buy both?
4. Do you own:
A. Push Mower?
B. Zero-Turn or Garden Tractor?
Suppose you own neither? Maybe I mow my lawn with the belly deck on a '73 IH. Maybe I do it all with a weed whacker. Maybe I have no lawn.
5. Have you or will you ever buy a new General Motors product?
A. Yes.
B. No.
What if you have but never will again? Why ask two distinct question and give only one set of answers?
6. What kind of motorcycle?
A. Foreign Make.
B. Harley.
Are there no other domestic motorcycle makers than Harley? This ignoring you didn't even ask a complete question. What kind of motorcycle what? Do I like? Do I own? Do I want to own?
7.What is your pickup?
A. 2WD.
B. 4WD.
No pickup?
8. Are you more interested in:
A. Bowling-Golf?
B. Boxing?
Why are the answers punctuated as questions and the question posed as a statement? What exactly is "Bowling-Golf." Playing golf with a bowling ball? Bowling with golf balls? Neither seems very enjoyable.
9. Do you like:
A. Giants,Falcons,Cowboys,Rams,Patriots or Eagles?
B. Bears,Vikings,Packers,Steelers,Raiders or Redskins?
Must one like all teams in the category? What if you're indifferent to pro football? Again with the answers punctuated as questions.
10. Do you like:
A. Mets,Cubs,Yankees, or Dodgers?
B. Braves,Cardinals,Tigers, or Rangers?
See 9.
Should I continue?