When the homeowner is kind enough to cut up his storm damaged tree into 18" manageable size pieces for you to chip.
Don't you hate it when....
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JBA
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Had my 122 # puppy with me yesterday. Made sure he took care of business before he got in the truck and half way thru the errands. He would completely wreck a car interior
And they stack it for you too!
imagineero
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Had a customer today with a small job, 4 cypress pines to come out. Got there and she changed her mind and only wanted 3 done, no problem. They were all over the house with no room to drop them so climbed them all but they weren't huge so we were all done with chipping and cleanup in a few hours. Put all the gear away, chipped, cleaned the property, cleaned the street (we usually can't get the truck/chipper into properties so we drag everything to the street), 2 of the boys are already in another vehicle on the way to the next job. Knock on the door to collect payment and.... we all know what's coming here. I'm not even gonna say it.
I said no, and told her we could come back another day but we'd have to charge more than what we discounted when she decided she didn't want to cut it. She had one of those stupid little dogs that never stops barking the whole time either, and she thinks it's cute the dog is trying to bite you. Didn't kick the dog because she was kinda hot.
I said no, and told her we could come back another day but we'd have to charge more than what we discounted when she decided she didn't want to cut it. She had one of those stupid little dogs that never stops barking the whole time either, and she thinks it's cute the dog is trying to bite you. Didn't kick the dog because she was kinda hot.
KenJax Tree
Terraphobic
Ok so you knocked on the door and she answered it naked?
Sent from my Autotune Carb
Sent from my Autotune Carb
imagineero
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Awwww man, I wish. She had the nicest legs! Trophy wife type. Didn't work at all, just hung out at the house or went shopping or to the gym while hubby was at work. SLK55 and an audi in the drive (both hers) while hubby had taken his GT3 to work.[/quote]
imagineero
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Last job of the day, late finish and it is bucketing down rain, really pouring. Street drains are all backflooding, but we gotta chip because it's all sitting on the street. Only a bit to go, will be done soon. The chute clogs. I mean really clogs :-(
I had to shout the boys dinner on the way home.
I had to shout the boys dinner on the way home.
imagineero
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Gotta love the sound of water sloshing in boots, and the feeling of wet cotton chafing your crotch when it's already chafed raw!
Those are the times you pull out your best jokes. If you can get a smile out of the boys the day isn't quite so bad.
Those are the times you pull out your best jokes. If you can get a smile out of the boys the day isn't quite so bad.
squad143
Tree Guy
It's so cold out, you grab your big shot and the rubber is as hard and stiff as the poles it's attached to. 
Three words that should never be used in the same sentence in the commercial tree care section. Hard, stiff and pole.
squad143
Tree Guy
sgreanbeans
Treeaculterologist
LMAO, that **** is funny
sgreanbeans
Treeaculterologist
When u try and quit smokin................
When you find a work order buried in your in box with a "Must Be Completed By 11/30/13". Not a good feeling.
imagineero
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ShaneLogs
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I can add to the pull cord one...when your in the tree and you go to start the saw and the pull cord breaks... or when your doing ground work and you got to cut a limb and it whips you in the nuts
