I found a little present my dog left me on a tile kitchen floor that way, I'm pretty sure my dog ate some of that cooking spray Clark Grizwald used on his sled in national lampoons , I stepped in that pile in the dark and wooooohoooooooh!!! I think my feet hit the ceiling and landed flat on my head. I believe this maneuver is called the triple linding . Thank god I live a block from the ER, 15 stitches and a weeklong migraine . Not to mention the poop that I wiped off the floor so unconventionally with my back .
Moral of the story if i had some dog crap, owl $@$t , some snow covered vinal siding I think I could skid a 100 foot oak tree out of the woods pulling it with self propelled lawn mower uphill . Now I just need to find a owl!! I know my dog can crap 5 pounds after eating a ginger snap