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Some bad saw fairies swoop in during the night and take away all your saws. Yes, for some of you this will take a lot of work on their part. The next morning, a good saw fairy tells you he will replace 3 of your saws. Your have to choose 1 Stihl, 1 Husky and 1 of any other brand. What 3 would you choose?

My three:
Husky 372
Stihl 361
Jonsered 2054
 
My fairies don't have big burly hairy tattooed arms, so I put the homelite 775G in front of the others. After they pick that monster up they won't be able to a carry away the others! :laugh: :laugh:
 
Stihl 200T
Husky 346XP (ported)
Husky 372XP (ported)

These are my money saws. I'd pay $1000 each for them and they would still be a bargain.
 
I talk them into delivering the Burger King's head.
That's a one for one trade in on the model 17

I whittingly convince them into a trade for Virginia Pippellini for the rest. WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!
At first they are confused, then I supply them the headlines of the newspaper...

"50 Men Die Laying Virginia Pipeline"
 
If I understand you correct then a fairy has taken 3, and will replace them.??
Ok.
First I will ask what the he** they want with 520 old saws for, then I will ask to get all of them back or I will call Tolkien and ask for help, as my fantasy does not get much better than this!
 
This happened (sort of ) at my place of employment a few years ago. We'd been out cutting brush and trees on the raodsides and left a pickup loaded with saws, gas, oil, tools, etc. The shop got broken into over the weekend, they added the cutoff saws, a generator, some other tools, drove the truck out of the shop. Found it two days later about two miles from the shop behind a fencerow of trees, empty of coures. Lost 11 saws and 2 cutoff saws.

Municipality bought us
2 026's
2 034's
2 038 mag's
1 066
1 TS 400

Since aquired a Stihl pole saw too
Bucket work handled by another crew or contracted out. Only saws I DON'T like out of this bunch ar the 038's. Doesn't matter WHAT we do, they don't start well.
 
skwerl said:
Stihl 200T
Husky 346XP (ported)
Husky 372XP (ported)

These are my money saws. I'd pay $1000 each for them and they would still be a bargain.

Sounds good to me, I'll take 10 freshly ironed "Ben Franklins" for my ported 346.
 
skwerl said:
Stihl 200T
Husky 346XP (ported)
Husky 372XP (ported)

These are my money saws. I'd pay $1000 each for them and they would still be a bargain.


where should i ship them to, yes i take paypal. i'll only charge you 950. per saw.
 
Humm I think I would get another Ms 660 a Husky 372xp and a dolmar 7900. I would like them all to be ported I think that would be awesome.
 
1) MS260 Pro
2) 372XP
3) since it is a fairy, i would like to test the fairy's abilities by getting me a SIMONIZED 385:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

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