Life among the 'tards

[woodbooga]

Pretsel...is that French?

opps. I maed a tyop.

Meant to say pretzel. Interestingly, the word's etymology reveals that it is an arborcultural term!

1856, from Ger. Prezel, also Brezel, from O.H.G. brezitella, from M.L. *brachitellum, presumably a kind of biscuit baked in the shape of folded arms (cf. It. bracciatella, O.Prov. brassadel), dim. of L. bracchiatus "with branches," from L. bracchium "arm" (see brace, branch).

Not bad for a dummie firewooder!

 

[Alan Smith]

Supper ain't really in the vernacular here. nor grits or hotcakes.

How do y'all prepare Geoduck?

prepare Geoduck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCUc5A6FHU

 

[dingeryote]

Only in Maine. West of the Rockies 3 full and complete schminkles equal 7/9 of a poltroon...stacked tightly.

What?

Poltroons are 5/16 of a Chord. What kinda wazzocks can get away with shorting folks almost a full Schminkle?
You got former Enron execs selling wood out there or what?

Man, you guys got it rough.:biggrinbounce2:


Stay safe!
Dingeroyte

 

[dingeryote]

Man did you get it wrong here, a schminkle couldn't make a decent chord, and definitely not 3 of them.

Schminkle

You probably got it mixed-up with 3 schmunckles, being the Transilvanian dialect for the amount of lettuce a work horse can eat in a day. That's forgivable.

SA

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks fer da correction. Never knew there was a Citiot dictionary.LOL!!

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

 

[Mike Van]

Either that or Obamas Dog figured out how to type.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

Haven't laughed so hard in awhile - Thanks -

 

[Muffler Bearing]

Damm I'm on the wrong thread?

You said cords....I thought you said whores?


Back to the other thread.

 

[yooper]

Damm I'm on the wrong thread?

You said cords....I thought you said whores?


Back to the other thread.

That thread is closed

 

[Guido Salvage]

Found today on the Richmond CL:

75 half. 140 core. Delivered. 804-852-3818

To top it of, he spelled his location (Amelia) as "ameliau".

 

[SpiralAcacia]

Man, this is HARDCORE.
Possibly it's a guy with thick fingers, D is just under the E on the KEEBORED.

SA

 

[banshee67]

misspelling firewood terms is one thing.. but not being able to spell the name of the town you supposedly live in!?

we have reached a new plateau