Omg!!!

[Bad E]

My wife made the front page. She made a gnome out of a poplar tree I carved for her. The tree was dieing she had me cut it off at 6' and make a hat out of the top with my chainsaw. She the made the face and painted it.
http://www.thedailystar.com/frontpage/04-25-2006.html

 

[vharrison2]

That is so cute. Good job!

 

[computeruser]

Stylin'!

 

[West Texas]

With talent like that, she will keep you busy cutting down the rest of the trees until she has Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs on your front lawn.

 

[Bad E]

With talent like that, she will keep you busy cutting down the rest of the trees until she has Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs on your front lawn.

Why do you think she wants to take up chainsaw art??? You think its funny, but she mentioned the Seven Dwarfs as a project.

 

[Lawn Masters]

I'd like to see someone make off with something that big. its pretty nice lookin to me.

 

[Bad E]

I'd like to see someone make off with something that big. its pretty nice lookin to me.

Me too. Its still a tree in the ground..roots and all. They would have to cut it down.:greenchainsaw:

 

[bugfart]

Has Travelocity seen this sh!t?

 

[Freakingstang]

Has Travelocity seen this sh!t?

I hear the money making wheels a turnin'!

 

[lovetheoutdoors]

I wish i was that talented :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[ftm]

Ok, what is his name?

 

[Bad E]

Ok, what is his name?

Stumpy What else.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[xring]

Scares the Heck outa me! But I'm afraid of sock monkeys too!!!

 

[Log Hogger]

I read about something like this in Seattle

A guy left about 11 ft of a tree in the front yard.

Except he didn't carve his into a gnome. He carved his into a giant, erect penis. The locals were all complaining about it because they didn't want their kiddies to see a giant wood ****, and the cops just said, hey there's no law against it, we can't do anything. LMAO! So this guy had a giant **** on his front lawn and nobody could do anything about it.

There's probably some interesting Freudian interpretations of this story, but I'll leave that for the imagination.

 

[JamesReed]

Good job! I bet that was a lot of work on both your guys part!

 

[Sethro]

A guy left about 11 ft of a tree in the front yard.

Except he didn't carve his into a gnome. He carved his into a giant, erect penis. The locals were all complaining about it because they didn't want their kiddies to see a giant wood ****, and the cops just said, hey there's no law against it, we can't do anything. LMAO! So this guy had a giant **** on his front lawn and nobody could do anything about it.

There's probably some interesting Freudian interpretations of this story, but I'll leave that for the imagination.

 

[Rotax Robert]

Was the species Morning Wood???

Rotax

 

[coveredinsap]

A guy left about 11 ft of a tree in the front yard.

Except he didn't carve his into a gnome. He carved his into a giant, erect penis. The locals were all complaining about it because they didn't want their kiddies to see a giant wood ****, and the cops just said, hey there's no law against it, we can't do anything. LMAO! So this guy had a giant **** on his front lawn and nobody could do anything about it.

There's probably some interesting Freudian interpretations of this story, but I'll leave that for the imagination.

In this instance there would be some irony in an erect penis as they appear to live on Dickmann Road according to the article

 

[sawinredneck]

In this instance there would be some irony in an erect penis as they appear to live on Dickmann Road according to the article

@#$%^&*()_((**&& SAP, I have to give you that one:hmm3grin2orange: I missed that entirely
Andy

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

"If Sap knows one thing, Sap knows Jack."

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