the all aussie dribble thread!

[Aussie Dave]

Just use a new chain every time that's what bob did when he was a racing legend

yeah..in his own mind

 

[460cixy]

yeah..in his own mind

Very true davo

 

[MCW]

Harden the f,,, up mate,its only a chainsaw chain anyway,when uncle bob is back he will no doubt educate you on the finer points........of everything

No need to be a butthole about it Dave. You disappoint me old son.
Bob will probably never reveal the fine art of using 800 grit wet & dry and a nail file to sculpture world class race chains. I mean after all I know how hard it is to keep things under wraps with my Cutty Cutty line of world class race chains. It ain't easy with nosey guys like Neil trying to work out what I'm doing.
I mean I even had to pay a mate at Customs to stop Neil boarding a flight to Bejiing last month - he was trying to hunt down my chain secrets direct from little Wei Long who runs my sweatshop. Lucky for me there are 178,823 "Wei Longs" in China to throw him off the scent.
However even though the risk of Neil finding the right crippled kid with polio is a 1 in 178,823 chance that is still far too high - there is STILL actually a chance.

For those that don't know Neil is still upset that I worked out world leading race chains in a couple of days when it's taken him decades.

 

[KiwiBro]

For those that don't know Neil is still upset that I worked out world leading race chains in a couple of days when it's taken him decades.

LOL.
With mates like you, who needs enemies?

 

[MCW]

LOL.
With mates like you, who needs enemies?

What concerns me most about Neil is that the little buggar is built like a 50 tonne squat bottle jack. Even if I locked myself in the car to get away from him he'd lever the door open like the jaws of life that the State Emergency Service use and end my ass.
I thank my lucky stars every day that he's 1400km away.

 

[Aussie Dave]

No need to be a butthole about it Dave. You disappoint me old son.
Bob will probably never reveal the fine art of using 800 grit wet & dry and a nail file to sculpture world class race chains. I mean after all I know how hard it is to keep things under wraps with my Cutty Cutty line of world class race chains. It ain't easy with nosey guys like Neil trying to work out what I'm doing.
I mean I even had to pay a mate at Customs to stop Neil boarding a flight to Bejiing last month - he was trying to hunt down my chain secrets direct from little Wei Long who runs my sweatshop. Lucky for me there are 178,823 "Wei Longs" in China to throw him off the scent.
However even though the risk of Neil finding the right crippled kid with polio is a 1 in 178,823 chance that is still far too high - there is STILL actually a chance.

For those that don't know Neil is still upset that I worked out world leading race chains in a couple of days when it's taken him decades.

Classic i need to apoligise to bob...with further research i discovered he was the title holder of the grade three egg and spoon race!..won nothing since though.

 

[460cixy]

Australian title or world title ? I heard he was runner up in the three legged race

 

[ausneil 1]

Classic i need to apoligise to bob...with further research i discovered he was the title holder of the grade three egg and spoon race!..won nothing since though.

Hahahahaha, actually I seem to remember winning an egg and spoon race or was it the sack race anyhow i seem to remember winning a packet of samboy chips. wonder what bob won.

 

[ausneil 1]

No need to be a butthole about it Dave. You disappoint me old son.
Bob will probably never reveal the fine art of using 800 grit wet & dry and a nail file to sculpture world class race chains. I mean after all I know how hard it is to keep things under wraps with my Cutty Cutty line of world class race chains. It ain't easy with nosey guys like Neil trying to work out what I'm doing.
I mean I even had to pay a mate at Customs to stop Neil boarding a flight to Bejiing last month - he was trying to hunt down my chain secrets direct from little Wei Long who runs my sweatshop. Lucky for me there are 178,823 "Wei Longs" in China to throw him off the scent.
However even though the risk of Neil finding the right crippled kid with polio is a 1 in 178,823 chance that is still far too high - there is STILL actually a chance.

For those that don't know Neil is still upset that I worked out world leading race chains in a couple of days when it's taken him decades.

speechless,,,,, you missed your calling that's for sure.

 

[Aussie Dave]

Australian title or world title ? I heard he was runner up in the three legged race

World mate...nothing lesser for bob.Thats true,he was runner up..he spat the dummy and had a massive protest..winner was a cheat apparently

 

[Aussie Dave]

Hahahahaha, actually I seem to remember winning an egg and spoon race or was it the sack race anyhow is seem to remember winning a packet of samboy chips. wonder what bob won.

not sure what he won mate...it would be the biggest and the best though!

Imagine him reading all this and not being able to reply he would be foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

 

[MCW]

sack

Hah hah. You said sack

 

[derwoodii]

Port Phillip bay spills over on to Hwy pushed by 80 click winds that smashed the pier

 

[Bigfella]

How can I add a picture to my post? The picture is in my folder on the computer.

 

[VinceGU05]

Port Phillip bay spills over on to Hwy pushed by 80 click winds that smashed the pier

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the salt water is gunna do those cars a world of good too

 

[derwoodii]

Friggen hell of way to go I spent most of the day feeding one of these

http://www.local10.com/news/1-dead-after-falling-into-wood-chipper/26625284

 

[derwoodii]

How can I add a picture to my post? The picture is in my folder on the computer.

click upload file bottom of box RHS find the file folder select piccy click it should load then there instruction in help section

 

[Bigfella]

click upload file bottom of box RHS find the file folder select piccy click it should load then there instruction in help section

Thankyou I'll give it a go. Couldn't see the upload button before.

 

[ausneil 1]

Hah hah. You said sack

Jesus Christ man, so how do you spell sack as in potato bag..... hmmmmm

 

[Bigfella]

While Neil is pointing out the BS from the one and only, i thought i would add a little picture to set the scene for Bob's return - if comes back.
Bob loves his Macs
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