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They said "tighten my transfers" so I did. They meant between cuts, not the bottom of the jug :msp_confused:. :hmm3grin2orange:
Top 20 Excuses for coming in last at a GTG
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Mastermind
Work Saw Specialist
The Wendell used my saw last, and left bacon grease on the handles.
Then ol' Mastermoobs asked me if I wanted him to "meet" my saw, which I find to be disturbing. My saw is only 16 years old, and I don't give a crap what the laws are in TN about consentual meeting, 16 is to dern young.
To top it off everytime I started a cut ol' Brad would yell, "LOOKOUT!!! WIDOWMAKER!!!", and run screaming like an 8 year old girl..........................
Where in the hell is the "double like" button?????????? :hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:
Jon1212
Riff Raff Fart Knocker from other Forum's.
Okay so after all of that stuff happened with The Wendell, Mastermoob's, an ol' shriekin' Snelling I got moved into the consolation cut bracket.
Well just when I thought my luck couldn't get any worse, who am I next to, and downwind of..................yep, that's right our good ol' incontinent pal Stihl Sawing..........Sheesh!
So we start cutting, but every time ol' SS lifts up to start another cut he s###s hisself a little, well I'll tell you you ain't never smelled somethin' like that.........pretty soon my eyes set to waterin' and my cuts was all wonky........I just plumb gave up before I suffocated.
Well just when I thought my luck couldn't get any worse, who am I next to, and downwind of..................yep, that's right our good ol' incontinent pal Stihl Sawing..........Sheesh!
So we start cutting, but every time ol' SS lifts up to start another cut he s###s hisself a little, well I'll tell you you ain't never smelled somethin' like that.........pretty soon my eyes set to waterin' and my cuts was all wonky........I just plumb gave up before I suffocated.
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Anthony_Va.
XPW Fan Club
I let Anthony_Va build my saw. :mad2:
doogiegh
ArboristSite Lurker
Too busy eating a snackie!!
andydodgegeek
The stool maker
All of the gtgs I have been too had frozen wood.:msp_tongue:
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I started this with all humor in mind, if anyone of you take this offensive,get a sense of humor.And to set the record straight it was my first gtg and I aint whining and MOST of all, it was nothing the builder done wrong because i used the saw twice before sending it to be ported and could have underlying problems that he is Not responsible for but was kind enough to check it out for any problems and that my friends is service that is top of the top shelf.Heck, when that saw sucked me into the cant i did nt know to push or pull , but i was having fun and that makes me the winner! ( Bobby Bare)So please accept my apology if anyone thought i was whining or being a pain in the arse and if theres a crosscut saw class i will send it to mastermind also. cheers everyone. time to light the smoker. God bless you all. jackie
Fish
Tree Freak
Is Brad pissed off yet??????
I run McCulloch's, and I sharpen my chain myself...
Mark
Mark
tree monkey
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wiggs or the wood?
Mastermind
Work Saw Specialist
It's all good Jackie. The first GTG I went to I came in last in every race, hell I didn't know how to file a chain or tune a carb. Be careful my friend, once you get hooked on these damn chainsaws bologna is about all you'll be eating........everything else goes in the saw fund.
Not yet........we could poke him with a stick.
oke:I have been racing saws for 40 years!
There are very few shows that go with
out some one #####ing about something!!
I think i have seen it all. When you have
multiple sawing blocks it's all about the
stand with the better wood. But the one
you hear the most is knots or the timer
got me!! ( I am as guilty as the next)
Jumping the gun is another good one.
But you can go back to the video and
play it for the judges at the bigger shows.
There are very few shows that go with
out some one #####ing about something!!
I think i have seen it all. When you have
multiple sawing blocks it's all about the
stand with the better wood. But the one
you hear the most is knots or the timer
got me!! ( I am as guilty as the next)
Jumping the gun is another good one.
But you can go back to the video and
play it for the judges at the bigger shows.
Dan_IN_MN
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AND with no MUFF mod and still come in first for the LOUDEST machine. :spam: :jester:
BUT they come in last for cutting......I mean starting! J/K.........
15. It's that crappy gas you yanks are using.... Back in Belgium, we only use ethanol to make alcohol, LOL
It's all good Jackie. The first GTG I went to I came in last in every race, hell I didn't know how to file a chain or tune a carb. Be careful my friend, once you get hooked on these damn chainsaws bologna is about all you'll be eating........everything else goes in the saw fund.
rms61moparman
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I just have my old stand-by line!
My saw skills ain't worth a damn!
I'm only here for the beer...............and the fellowship.
Mike
My saw skills ain't worth a damn!
I'm only here for the beer...............and the fellowship.
Mike
