Top 20 Excuses for coming in last at a GTG

[HELSEL]

I do a few races that are stock saws only. The only way your not going to get acused of cheatin is to be faster than the first cry baby :

Stock saws ??

 

[Mastermind]

Stock saws ??

What's that????? :cool2:

 

[solo]

I do a few races that are stock saws only. The only way your not going to get acused of cheatin is to be faster than the first cry baby :

Stock saws ??

Bone stock, no chain rules.

 

[HELSEL]

Who checks the saws to make sure
they are bone stock? Do you build
your own chains?

 

[solo]

Who checks the saws to make sure
they are bone stock? Do you build
your own chains?

They had a guy from a local saw shop do it last year at the one show and the other show they just acuse you of cheating if you win. I was questioned with my 681 solo before so I tore it down myself.

I have chains others have filed for me but at these small shows I've been running my own square ground chains. I have 3 chains a guy named Cliff filed for me.

 

[HELSEL]

They make a Snap On camera that
will go thru the carb and the spark plug
hole. That you can check the ports and
to see if it has been stroked. We had a
class for the vintage saws for a few
years they was suppose to be stock too
They started getting faster and faster
so we just shut it down.

 

[solo]

I've seen the Cameras before. I've always played by the rules. I think it would be hard to get much gains by porting in these races. You have to have a stock exhaust (untouched) so you can't increase your your flow on the exhaust end so you'd always be choked up there.

 

[c5rulz]

My excuse is "I don't know what I am doing".:yoyo:

 

[zogger]

Dang...

Dang...polar axis shift in mid cut!!!

Dang...X class solar flare blinded me for a sec, caused me to step back and come outta the groove

Dang...some wise guy thought it would be funny to use square channel with a thin laminated on wood veneer surface for a cant...

Dang...who put all these whoopie cushions in my chaps??

Dang...What! You mean this is a race?? I thought we were trying to see how many cuts per tank you could get..I was hypermiling!

Dang...I was wrong! I wasn't using a Yugo brand AM piston, it's a furshlugginer chicom knock off of a Yugo piston!

 

[HELSEL]

I've seen the Cameras before. I've always played by the rules. I think it would be hard to get much gains by porting in these races. You have to have a stock exhaust (untouched) so you can't increase your your flow on the exhaust end so you'd always be choked up there.

You can get a lot of gain with out
touching the exhaust

 

[Stumpys Customs]

I flooded my saw before my turn & my arms were tired trying to restart it:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[komatsuvarna]

My saw didn't like Wiggz fuel mix :msp_rolleyes:.

 

[morgaj1]

I forgot to bring my power band.

 

[sarahdodgegeek]

Cuz ya gotta have room to go up!
Ok, more like both me & my saw are total newbies... :msp_blushing:

 

[HEAVY FUEL]

Cuz ya gotta have room to go up!
Ok, more like both me & my saw are total newbies... :msp_blushing:

Not to mention you hang with all those rednecks across the river!!

 

[sarahdodgegeek]

Not to mention you hang with all those rednecks across the river!!

Someone's gotta eat all that cheese!