Hopefully you saw the humor in my post.
I have travelled all over southwest Wisconsin and loved every second of it. There are three things that are a given, the roads are all curvy, there is a town every 2 miles, and most have a bar in them or one in a guys garage in-between.
I spent the majority of my life as a teacher. I started out teaching Agriculture but the long hours, long nights, and summers with FFA took a toll. I switched to Industrial Tech and then I had my summers to farm, go race saws, and drive. When we would come back from the summer break our principal would want to see pics of a trip we took. Well the only trips my wife and I took were to race saws or go find some more. We were heading home one day and went through a small Wisconsin town and saw what would have been the greatest picture. There was a school that say back off the highway a bit. There was a horseshoe /circle drive to get back to it. Obviously the school did not own the area in the "horseshoe" because right there along the highway inside the horseshoe was a bar. I thought a school with a bar in the front yard, yep this is Wisconsin. I tried to get a picture but we could not get far enough away for it to work