What a GREAT WIFE I have!

[htpd43]

It's bad to be spoiled.

It's only bad when you are used to being spoiled and then lose it. And if you're out bustin your back is it really being spoiled?
I found me a good one too - and banshee mine is from nj - we got 'em here too.

 

[olyman]

My old lady is a gourmet chef, an ex playboy bunny, a nymphomaniac, and her dad left her the family liquor store when he died..

you do know--aalllllll of us on this forum are standing up on tall buckets-----clown

 

[371groundie]

indiansprings. you could make a fourtune having your wife put on training sessions for our wives.

i cant compain, but sounds like you have it made in the shade.

 

[indiansprings]

Today was good, she went on a parts run for me and didn't forget anything or get a wrong part. The training class idea is a great one for sure,lol.
Heck, a bunch of these old farm gals are the same way, gotta keep stuff running to keep her basket habit going. I had a heck of a day, switched roles from a wood hack to a lawn lizard, had to mow the high school's baseball field.

 

[LumberjkChamp]

Look on the bright side. She'll never be able to poison your casserole.

Good thinking. But, I wouldn't rule that out completly though.

 

[logbutcher]

My oh my, what manly men ! What testo, hairy chested, ax-carrying machos ! More like Arnies' Girly Girls here.

Keep it up boys. Use "THE WIFE" (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what's up with that ? ) .
Keep using "OLD LADY". Oh yeah: "TRAINING".

And don't give out the whine that it's "just joshing". BS. What we have here is a problem of manhood.

In this lfe, women are partners....in everything. Those neander attitudes went out with girdles. Never read about Rosie the Riveter out of WWII ? Maybe read up on fighting women in war. Give it a rest.

How about putting them in burkas . Why not. Sounds close to that.

 

[logbutcher]

Been waiting for the flames.
Having fun with the 'boys'.:monkey::monkey:opcorn::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[mga]

my old lady has been my old lady for 36 years, and i've been her old man.

what's the problem? it's not an issue of masculinity or even demeaning...we're both comfortable with using those phrases.

 

[Racerboy832]

I thought the term Old lady went out in the 50's, I think they are called Kitchen Tractors now.

 

[RVALUE]

Nice big ole roast and taters were in the crock pot, done when I walked in the door. My jeans are ironed every morning as well, hard to beat a old country girl.

How about a younger country girl?

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

"Yes, Johnny is the head of our household,,,,,,,But I'm the NECK THAT TURNS THE HEAD"!!!!!

Well, I guess that beats having a wife that turns your stomach...

 

[SWI Don]

I had a heck of a day, switched roles from a wood hack to a lawn lizard, had to mow the high school's baseball field.

Crap, here you would have to push the snow off first! Maybe after this week end the snow will be mostly gone.

Don

 

[Dale]

I think they are called Kitchen Tractors now.

NICEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hope Bermie doesn't see this thread.

 

[Muffler Bearing]

This thread will make me admit something I have never repeated.
11 years ago when we brought our farm, we sold our water front home. At settlement on the old home we could not produce keys. We lived in v. nice neighborhood and just never used them. The settlement attorney requested a lock-smith to follow us to the house so that settlement funds could be distributed. After a $150. charge the new owners of our house found all the keys and brochores of all our new appliances and settlement paper when we purchased the home 5 yrs earlier in the OVEN.

 

[super3]

Behind every good man is the woman who is really in charge.

Behind every great woman is a man staring at her ass.

 

[BuddhaKat]

I have to say, after two previous marriages and going on 16 years on this one, the training is complete. I just automatically give in. I'm gonna lose anyway.

 

[mga]

Well, I guess that beats having a wife that turns your stomach...

LOL......good one!