What NOT to do with your chainsaw

[Beetlejuice]

Now that is hysterical. We nred to go back to two man pull saws so there is always another person there for situational judgement before you decide to cut up your spouse.

U-OH.. I'm getting a ting of a feeling.

 

[grizz55chev]

Red saw, good choice.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Hopefully this POS will get what's coming to him in prison. Child molesters tend not to last too long in the big house.

Anybody that's had the opportunity to live at the government's expense knows well of the grading system. Bottom of the barrel are paedophiles. POS's look up to see the barrel bottom. Protective Custody/Solitary Confinement way too liberal for these people. O. K. I'm off my soapbox. Back to hand spitting.. Gives me something to think about as I swing my axe.

 

[AlfA01]

From almost got away with it files. Years ago a guy got tired of his wife. Chainsawed her into pieces and ran them through a wood chipper discharged out into river. Chipper had later been rented to others so no dna could be recovered. Someone reported seeing something thrown from bridge. Divers recovered a chainsaw with her dna (always clean your saw) His undoing was purchasing saw with credit card instead of cash.

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Bahahaha. Now I've got a new excuse of why to never lend a chainsaw to a friend. You just never know when he might use your saw to dispose of his spouse!

I have carry cases for my saws......just in case I want to carry concealed.

That's funny!

 

[svk]

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180302/man-takes-hatchet-to-roommate-during-fight

 

[jr27236]

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180302/man-takes-hatchet-to-roommate-during-fight

Good thing for the tenant he didnt have a X27.

 

[svk]

https://www.themaven.net/bluelivesm...e-at-elementary-vnwrzVyxdUu2VgHZTubyVg?full=1

Love the comment about blaming the National Pickax Association for the attack.

 

[jr27236]

https://www.themaven.net/bluelivesm...e-at-elementary-vnwrzVyxdUu2VgHZTubyVg?full=1

Love the comment about blaming the National Pickax Association for the attack.

Obvious poke at the comments people are having about cutting ties with the NRA.
The National Garden Association is now recommending toiling your garden with such non deadly instruments such as plastic forks and straws as stakes.

 

[kz1000]

You do know that most chainsaw murders happen in chainsaw free zones don't you???????