hahahaha! good one!
Variation:
Guido is in stir, talking to cousin Luigi from the allowed once a week phone call.
"Hey, Luigi! How ya doin! Hey, if you need some scratch, the proceeds from that armored car job are buried in mama's back yard, between the roses and the clothesline"
"OK, sounds good" hang up
cops listening to the call go nuts, send over 20 guys with shovels....
they dig and dig and dig, find nothing...go back to the shop...
Next week, they talk again "Hey Luigi! Mamas garden OK"? "Ya, great, pure dirt turned over nice"