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    What's the best chainsaw.

    STIHL MS 390 is the best. Every time i start mine, this happens.
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    Splitter Purchase!

    This is the beginning of the end. Power splitters are for the elderly/infirmed/obese/effete. Allowing yourself to give up is the beginning of a cascade of rapid aging. Next you'll be one of those people that keeps driving around walmart's parking lot looking for a spot closest to the door...
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    How many miles ya got

    I saw this post 5 months late. For what they charged you to put a power steering hose on, you could've bought a line wrench set from sears& did it yourself like Paincow did. But in all fairness messing with brakes sucks and i hate having to do it. 2004 2.7 toyota tacoma: bought in '08 with...
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    What's on your spring splitting roster?

    I'm in Maryland & the variations i see in silver maples here are pretty drastic. Seems like ones that grow on the water can be drastically different that ones growing inland on high ground. As a rule with silver maple i don't bother with anything much bigger than about 2ft around. In years...
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    What's on your spring splitting roster?

    What's on my splitting roster? It's always a suprise& very random. I kind of envy you dudes that are surrounded by woods and pick what you cut. I live in a suburban area where basically everybody has trees cut down in their yard but almost nobody burns wood. As a result over the years i've...
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    im going to the "dark side"

    This is how it starts. Then you'll slowly start making excuses not to scrounge firewood, blaming poor weather conditions on not wanting to split anything. Then you'll realize ethanol gas jammed your saw's carb up since you never run it anymore. Cobwebs will begin to cover your wood burner and...
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    wife complaining about my firewood

    I found this definition of "Simp" in the urban dictionary: v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own *****-made-ness.
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    Final Fire

    The final fire
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    My 1st Ice Sculpture!

    Just for me and on Valentines day!
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    Pet Peeve, Gas cans. Let's fix it!

    Check out my prized cans. One on left: brand new, unused 1980's can bought @ flea market last year for $8. Center can nearly new, obtained a few years ago. Traded two pos new style 5 gal cans for it to an unsuspecting victim. One on the right i've owned over 20 years currently semi...
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    lets c your wood hauler pictures

    Cheapest, easiest way to go is air shocks. Put a set on my 2500 for $80 ordered from Summit. Adjustable from 20-120 psi. I keep about 75 in mine. They were Monroe brand. Functional and nice for the money compared to other options.
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    Scrounging Firewood (and other stuff)

    Sounds like a scenic place to relocate some inner city baltimore people and syrian refugees!
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    Scrounging Firewood (and other stuff)

    The "government" here is the one buying up billions of rounds of ammo and has the majority of the bunkers. Most individual Americans just want a couple thousand rds to stand a chance of having any. As far as "mass hysteria" goes, Let's compare the behavior of people that are starving and...
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    Scrounging Firewood (and other stuff)

    There wasn't a box involved in my situation. Literally a pile on the floor of either mislabeled or unlabeled axes, mauls, ect. I thought the price was wrong on the X15 initially because 44 seemed too high, and when they scanned it nothing came up on thier computer. It seemed to be because...
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    Scrounging Firewood (and other stuff)

    Was perusing the walmart garden dept yesterday, which of course has been overtaken by christmas junk. Off in a corner was a pile of axes, mauls, &wedges. Two mid length fiskars& a fiskars X15 were in the pile. I noticed the X15 had some nicks on the blade so i asked about a discount. They...
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    I'd love to cut a bit of firewood, but...

    I've never had a 400 auto, but i've had several turbo 350's and enough 700r4's including a very expensive brand new "bulletproofed" 700r4 that kept me on my back cussing more than richard simmons at studio 54. The 4l80e i've had for the past year is the first one i've owned. So far so good...
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    I'd love to cut a bit of firewood, but...

    Isn't 16k well over the gvwr for that era dually? I was under the impression they had about an 11 or 12k gvwr. My 96 2500 has an 8650 gvwr. My issue with automatic transmissions in general is that even after being "bulletproofed" they go a couple years max and need "rebulletproofing." But...
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    I'd love to cut a bit of firewood, but...

    The new grille was a great idea and looks much better. But you are KILLING me with the automatic trans idea. It is so hard to find one with a standard trans, and good freaking god th 400's are pieces of shet. My 96 5.7 2500 is a 4l80e and if it was either an extracab or quad cab i would...
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    I'd love to cut a bit of firewood, but...

    Man, that truck kicks ass. Looks like it's in great shape. I have a 96 2500 at the moment that's great, but i love the old body style 3500 srw and duallys. What motor/trans combo is in that truck? Ever test what mileage it gets towing vs unloaded?
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    I really want this tree.

    It sure is weird your elderly neighbors don't want you on their property. It's not like you're the kind of guy that considers taking down their "no tresspassing" sign, and then posts pictures of said private property on the internet without their permission or anything.
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