this guy scares me

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*smiles* don't think outside the box
Thinking IS the box

Parody time

Symphony for the rebel

"Please allow me to introduce myself
I am a man of stelth and grace
I been around for many a long time
seen many of men
seal their fate

If you meet me
have... some courtesy..
and some symphony... and some taste
Use all your well leard arbor tips
or I'll lay your...Chain to waste

ya know man, crazy and cool go hand in hand. i have to work with you in the future lol just please be ready for my chain to school yours. i am willing to show you exactly what square file entails. with the technique i have developed it really is no harder then round. even if mopars schools mine, mine will surely school yours lol no disrespect, i just spent alot of time on chain. i invite you to my house for a few day vacation Jamie. all meals paid for. i'm sorry though, to keep the wife happy you will have to sleep in the shop. it is geothermal heated and just as comfortable as the house. i sleep in there from time to time lol.
 
Yeah average is cool, pine is common so that works, where is the 3/8 3.75 ? and deadline,, and when is the low pro deadline in Ohio? Also any softwoods and cottonwood, Aspen and Birch would be mainly all I would know for sure.

I may be getting the fever.
May get a box of 'tri files' and pic up where I left off about 8 years ago for future shows to come.
I think a self feed is fair but I'm going to be chomping, definitely going to need a heavy bar. it's certainly has more limitations that square. It will be more typical of a thinning/spacing work chain. thats NOT how I would file for proper use of the dogs (Falling) what is a typical saw you may use?
Ohio LoPro deadline is the chain must arrive to Cut4fun by 20:00 (Local: EMT) on 17 Dec.
I would suggest that we wager on the next .375 race ............ as Cut4fun is only running a small, stock saw for his event (IIRC 34cc unported)
I leave that up to you Sir.

The wood that was run last in the last chain race was 14" octagonal Hackberry, 15" square Pine, and some of the finest knotted scrounge that Hedge could find.
I have no idea what he will decide to run this year, but there is usually several forum dudes timing him and he runs all the chains himself.
He calls it like it is, and aint afraid to lean if needed

I do hope to see you get into the square filing though. To me, that is the whole point of having a chain-off. Get the guys involved and have fun.

I have found that a good squared up work chain (RS) can last pretty good. Here is a picture of the beginning cuts on my 3rd tank of fuel in my 661 with some 23" DBH Maple
 

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Don't bring Jamie into this you turd! Yer just gonna rig the results anyways. If you beat my square it will only be because of stop watch error. You culls make it seem like square is so hard. It really ain't. Just another AS fantasy created by you. Go race your own chain you POS. Just remember one thing mopar. Chain was invented to work. Not for you useless culls to race. mopargayway MF :wtf:
Carry on
Beveraging again ?
That could be what is turning your skin yellow :laugh:
I friggin guarantee you that if you were in front of Hedgerow, you wouldnt have the balls to say anything about rigged results

?? What's going on with you?
I wasn't as lucky as you, nobody ever asked me to join in any raindeer games. I asked. You should have taken them up on it,,Me thinks. You are a trainee Faller. I thought the motto is "A professional Faller learns everyday" or it just applys to me and not you?

I bet that you would be all dodgy too, if you saw deep yellow skin in the mirror :laughing:

I don't personally expect to win, but I will send a perfectly sharp-balanced chain that I can just about do with my eyes closed. So what do I have to lose??besides 100 bucks for a little friendly camaraderie and a possible future hobby. As I say It may bring out the best in me to come. I may aim for being a serious front running in the square department.
I know my place too ........... I dont care, win or lose, you Sir, have earned my respect. :numberone:
I dont bet to lose though ! ;)

i don't know but i think this chain racing thing is a little bogus.
Is this still your plan of escape ? :wtf:
You do realize that a few pages back, plan "B" was called for :yes:

ya know man, crazy and cool go hand in hand. i have to work with you in the future lol just please be ready for my chain to school yours. mine will surely school yours lol no disrespect, i just spent alot of time on chain.
Ooooh .......... tough guy talk:muscle:
 
Beveraging again ?
That could be what is turning your skin yellow :laugh:
I friggin guarantee you that if you were in front of Hedgerow, you wouldnt have the balls to say anything about rigged results



I bet that you would be all dodgy too, if you saw deep yellow skin in the mirror :laughing:


I know my place too ........... I dont care, win or lose, you Sir, have earned my respect. :numberone:
I dont bet to lose though ! ;)


Is this still your plan of escape ? :wtf:
You do realize that a few pages back, plan "B" was called for :yes:


Ooooh .......... tough guy talk:muscle:

Last I checked, lack of interest was a good reason not to participate in something. Is there some kind of new order you wrote that changes this? Lol
 
But we will be running some regular 3/8 square in some pine if ya want some "perspective"..
I'll be glad to test anything ya want.
72dl?
Maybe 60?
Lets let Jamie decide on what the DL count will be.
Your GTG is this weekend, and Ohio LoPro is right around the corner
I'd even be willing to wait, there aint lots of travel time to get a chain sent

I will leave it up to Westboastfaller to decide............ I am fine with anything he decides, but I do appreciate it Hedge, thanks !
 
True True

^^^^There is a smart man that recognizes wisdom.
Well I can't take claim for that one. It's a little out of my pay scale..among other things. I am just a very poor student (inconsistant) of the Master psychologist Professor and Author on Mindfulness
JON KABAT-ZINN .

Hey he has one for Shane:
"How to feel comfortable In your own skin"
by Cabat-Zenn
Shane Can't get away with things like Gypo Logger and I, that's because we're cute... ha-ha ERM..that's what Mom said.

Just funnin' ya buddy



 
just please be ready for my chain to school yours. i am willing to show you exactly what square file entails. with the technique i have developed it really is no harder then round. even if mopars schools mine, mine will surely school yours lol no disrespect, .

If you schooled me in a dream you better wake up and apologize lol

Learnt long ago; there is always someone tougher with a bigger Diçk
Just don't let it be: you wake up with 'her' one morning lol

You know Shane its going to be really hard to school my chain when your standing up to your neck caught up in the buck and I'm dogs up into my next tree all day long, unless??you must be suggesting racing. Ok I have another $100 skins laying around not doing anything.
so send your chain and stop the living room cutting. If you win I can just cry foul and accuse you of submitting some fallers chain. :yes: touché lol
Seriously though, send a chain and bets on
And seriously thanks for the invite
that is very nice, I won't even ask for any naked pictures of your wife..lol
I'm so kidding with you
Peace friend
 
If you schooled me in a dream you better wake up and apologize lol

Learnt long ago; there is always someone tougher with a bigger Diçk
Just don't let it be: you wake up with 'her' one morning lol

You know Shane its going to be really hard to school my chain when your standing up to your neck caught up in the buck and I'm dogs up into my next tree all day long, unless??your must be suggesting racing. Ok I have another $100 skins laying around not doing anything.
so send your chain and stop the living room cutting. If you win I can just cry foul and accuse you of submitting some fallers chain. :yes: touché lol
Seriously though, send a chain and bets on
And seriously thanks for the invite
that is very nice, I won't even ask for and naked pictures of your wife..lol
I'm so kidding with you
Peace friend

i've tried to cut with some of the older guys. they be real good at making every step count. i be running from stump to stump and still can't beat them lol. i've been watching though. it crazy how they don't seem to move fast at all but they get the wood on the ground. i'll get there eventually. no living room cutting for this guy. been building saws getting ready for the first week of January. got one more 385 to finish up and an 090 i'm sick of looking at. gonna get that one done tomorrow i figure. i'm actually supposed to be taking a break from AS. notifications keep luring me in though lol. we'll meet up and you can try my chain then if you really want to. my grandfather fell for 35 years and prizes his round filed. his round can't touch my square and even he will tell you that. we did a bunch of work to the local golf course 2 months ago and he told me the little 562 with the square LGX felt like a little light saber.
 
Last I checked, lack of interest was a good reason not to participate in something. Is there some kind of new order you wrote that changes this? Lol

You know, you have been the only one tooting your own horn.
I havent seen anyone bragging about their chain, except you
Jamie even put up $100 without bragging about nuthin ......... then you go off boasting about your stuff again :confused:

Its past time for you to put up or shut up
Nobody is putting any money on the races, what do you have to loose ..................????

OH, I got it ...........
When you lose , you also lose the right to brag, and that would just kill ya
 

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